Because of course he does.
Time magazine covers from 2017, early 2018, and this week.
NBA fans reacting on twitter after hearing that Trump insulted LeBron
Hey Trump, guess who DIDN’T spend the past week golfing and going to disco parties.
I’m a simple man. I see a photo of a decorated combat veteran who has devoted his life to justice, and I upvote it.
Roy Moore likes ‘em young.
This cartoon from 1974 is all too relevant today.
U.S. Army Sgt. La David Johnson (killed in Niger) proudly wears his Canadian Parachutist Badge. Johnson trained with Canadian special forces, earned the prestigious badge, and served alongside Canadians in multiple tours of duty. R.I.P. a brave young man who embodied the best of both of our nations.
To the people predicting Blockbuster Video to rise from the ashes: streaming didn’t come until way later.
Profile of a falcon in flight compared to a stealth bomber.
Brietbart's spin engine was running at full power last night, lol.
The way some websites, like Pintrest, behave unless you create a f***ing account.
Breitbart's top headline moments before and after the election was called for Northam (yes, really)
Trump didn’t even bother to learn his name before calling his widow. HIS NAME WAS SGT. LA DAVID JOHNSON.
This douchebag, James O’Keefe, paid a woman to lie to the Washington Post and say Roy Moore impregnated her when she was 15, in order to embarrass WaPo. This backfired- ended up proving the diligence of WaPo vetting process when their investigation quickly found she was a paid liar.
To the people who rarely exercise their dog and decide to bring them along for a 10K charity run.
My wife is a huge fan of Portal, so I 2D printed this companion cube.
I wanted to cook my wife a fancy meal for her birthday, so I started with a slow-cooked home made chicken stock. After simmering for hours, the recipe said to pour it through a strainer. God damnit.
TFW you sell “coincidentally” sell off $30 million dollars worth of shares just before your good buddy Trump puts a 25% tax on steel.
Ledecky vs. the seven best swimmers on the planet.
I found a duck in someone's white blood cell.
NRA has a new logo.
Star basketball player’s brand new Nike shoes completely fall apart on the first play of the game, causing a knee injury.
We should put one in every school!
Thank you for your service.
Putin’s comrades at the_Donald come out in force to defend Russia, attack the U.K. and EU after the U.S. expels Russian diplomats.
Chinese restaurant uses automated wok to make fried rice and stir-fry.
I'll do a burnout right here, WCGW?
Cyberpunk 2077. I'm really looking forward to playing this game. [1920x1080]
As someone who has had their car dinged so many times in a parking lot, these type of parking spaces are the best.
Iain Glen when he was younger (Sir Jorah in Game of Thrones).
Guess which subreddit was head-over-heels for alt-right blogger Jenna Abrams, who turned out to be a fictional Russian creation.
I 2D printed the N64 logo
The car from the Cyberpunk 2077 trailer looks freakin’ rad.
I’m a PA in Pathology. I once examined this light bulb which a guy had shoved into his penis, up his urethra, past his prostate, and into his bladder.
Donnie Jr. was sad because he couldn’t bring this trophy home (mean ol’ Obama!) but daddy is changing the law to make everything better.
When you learn that ABC has canceled your favorite sitcom.
Genius at T_D goes INSANE with excitement when he thinks an article about the Russian scandal being fake is the first article under We're Journalists. Doesn't realize it's feeding him stories based on his browsing habits.
I work in pathology. Yesterday I got the largest bladder stone I've ever seen removed from a patient.
My neighborhood has a soccer field and a baseball field, which we pay to maintain for the kids in the neighborhood. Some asshole decided it would be fun to do donuts in the field with his truck, and destroy the entire field for everyone.
Trump's predictable response to today's special election in Pennsylvania.
This POS believes the word of a former KGB officer rather than his own CIA, FBI, and NSA as well as the intelligence services of the UK and other allies. Ronald Reagan must be rolling over in his grave.
Octo II, Anthony Howe, stainless steel, 2013. [wind-powered kinetic sculpture in my hometown]
My best friend and VERY good girl Molly turned 14 today. We took her to her favorite riverside park (she loves water).
How history will view Kim Davis: Alabama gov. George Wallace stands in the doorway to defy a federal judges order and prevent black students from attending the University of Alabama (1963).
Well, if nothing else, this show is going to make a lot more people familiar with the Tulsa Race Riots. Here is the google data for the past 7 days [image]
Tiger Woods DUI mugshot.
It’s only April and already hot
The U.S. expels 60 Russian diplomats. In a SHOCKING response that everyone could have predicted, Putin's comrades at the_Donald come out in force to support Russia, attack the U.K. and EU
I spent 50% of my money on alcohol, women, and gambling. The other half I wasted. - W.C. Fields [800x1030] [OC]
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong, 1956
Trump says shooter had “mental issues.” Of course, those people are the most susceptible to radicalization. Just take a look at t_d, it’s is full of people with obvious mental/emotional problems. How long until Reddit does something about that violent breeding ground?
My uncle brings these little plastic wedges when he is on business trips so that he can fix wobbly tables at restaurants.
I work in a hospital. We use these simple metal baskets to process tissue specimens. Our hospital-mandated supplier charges us $700 apiece for these. SEVEN. HUNDRED. DOLLARS. This is why healthcare costs are so fucked up. [Reposting here because original was taken down. People need to see this shit]
Think about it...
Usain Bolt takes a moment to smile for the camera in the 100m semifinals tonight.
After conservatives complained all week about gun-free zones, CPAC is a gun free zone.
I heard you guys want to see some large tonsils. Check out these whoppers we received in pathology today.
When Jeff Sessions says that Jesus taught his followers to always obey the government and the people in power, when in fact Jesus pissed off the government and the people in power so much that they literally had him executed in public.
People losing their shit and threatening to boycott Sony PlayStation (“Gaystation”) because Ellie in “The Last Of Us” kissed a girl.
The real reason Khaleesi took him back: Sir Jorah ain't bad to look at.
Introducing Pack Mule Simulator 2018.
This wind-powered kinetic sculpture in my hometown.
This is America.
Chickenshit Trump 🐔💩 doesn’t have the nerve to face his own Secretary of State, fires him via twitter. How’s he going to hold up when he is sitting across the table from this BADASS!?
“Fire and Fury” becomes the #1 best seller on Amazon in less than 24 hours, as Trump’s lawyers desperately try to block the book’s release.
Footage of Mueller at work this week.
Photo of the “nothingburger” that is Mueller’s investigation.
A+ level trolling
Stuff in the bottom of grandma's purse starter pack.
FIFA told Russia that they had to increase the stadium seating for the World Cup starting this week. This was their solution.
When Trump keeps calling the New York Times failing even though their subscription revenue grew to $1.7 billion dollars last year.
U.S. Marine drinks cobra blood during a military training exercise in Thailand
How A Modern 21st Century YoYo Works
Redditor argues why alt-right blogger Jenna Abrams is marriage material (she turned out to be a fictional Russian creation). Guess which subreddit.
The_Donald claiming Russia and Putin are totally innocent in nerve agent attack on former spy. The attack was actually orchestrated by Hillary Clinton and U.S. intelligence.
Cyberpunk 2077. I'm really looking forward to playing this game.
Samsung tryin' to look on the bright side.
Come on, we all know the REAL reason Trump feels threatened by LeBron
Weinstein donates to dems and is later fired for being a sexual predator. Republicans: “Appalling! Disgusting! Unforgivable!” Trump is still retreating O’Reilly, who was fired in disgrace for being a REPEAT SEXUAL PREDATOR. Republicans: “HERP DERP MAGA DERP.”
Boston fan wearing a MAGA hat asks Lebron James for his towel (as a souvenir). LeBron looks him right in the eye and throws the towel out of his reach.
Congratulations Gentry Stein, 2019 World Yoyo Champion!
Total carnage happening in t_d right now: Trump tweets that he is banning bump stocks and that Obama was wrong to legalize them. Mods are trying to delete and ban all users posting angry/disappointing comments but they literally can't keep up.
Ann Coulter is having a fucking meltdown on Twitter.
AMERICAN FUCKING HERO
Found some footage of Mueller at work today.
I work in a hospital. We use these simple wire baskets for processing tissue samples. Our hospital mandated medical supplier charges us $700 apiece for them. SEVEN. HUNDRED. DOLLARS. This is why healthcare costs are so fucked up.
U.S. expels 60 Russian diplomats. Top comment on Breitbart: “We should be working WITH Russia against the fascist EU.”
“I never said we should give teachers guns. What I SAID was, we should give teachers guns.”
Kinetic sculpture in my hometown.
I work in pathology. I popped a pretty big ovarian cyst the other day.
Trump supporters saying “so what, Manafort didn’t pay his taxes?” Actually, the FBI says he laundered more than $75 million in secret offshore payments from pro-Russian groups. That’s not “just tax fraud.”
Congratulations to Gentry Stein, USA National YoYo Contest 2019 Champion!
Individual size Beef Wellington, roasted garlic mashed potatoes with mammoth cheddar and Manchego.
The_Donald claims Russia is innocent in poisoning of Russian spy. The person actually responsible for the attack is (drum roll): Hillary Clinton
Joined the club this week! First Subaru, first sports car, first non POS car I've ever owned in my adult life. I would legally adopt this car if I could.
If there is one TV commercial I associate with my childhood, it’s the fast-talking Micro Machines guy.
May I introduce: Scumbag son and his idiot mother.
Sorry babe, but I have no goddamn clue what a peplum or a Queen Anne neckline is.
I had a thought: “I bet my new sous vide setup would be good for making custard. Let me google and see if that’s something that people- MOTHER OF GOD LOOK AT THAT CREME BRÛLÉE”
Never have, never will.
He may be a good drummer, but he isn't very smart.
Ian Glen (Sir Jorah Mormont in Game of Thrones) circa 1995.
Do as I say, not as I do.
When all else fails...
If you are a parent, and leave these in the parking lot: Fuck You.
Idiot argues that loosing a free internet is worth it solely for the fact that it will “piss off” Google.
My friend just adopted two rescue dogs from different states. One is blind, the other is deaf. I wondered how they would get along together. I guess the answer is that they get along pretty damn good.
My brother-in-law, ladies and gentlemen.
The Art Of The Deal
I made frend with this heckin good baby TODDLER snek on my hike today!
Anyone try something like this to play Switch while in bed?
When my wife wants me to go shopping with her.
Mission accomplished! Thanks everyone!
Abandoned mall in Ohio [1280x855]
Trump claims he heroically intervened and single handedly stop a baseball bat-wielding mugger. A witness said what really happened is Trump got out briefly to see what the commotion was and then got back in his limo and drove away.
If anyone ever questions whether yo-yoing is an art form, just show them this.
High IQ guy is upset that he can't solve the ancient Riddle Of The Sphinx. Also he likes quotation marks.
In honor of national pizza month, here’s a reminder that this moron eats his pizza with a knife and fork.
I call my own shots!
Drone Racing, Expert Level.
Senile idiot Trump claims he never said to give teachers guns in the same tweet in which he says we should give teachers guns.
Met this guy in the Atlanta airport.
Stable genius at /r/The_Donald has figured out the TRUTH behind the Vegas shooting: It was hired assassins there to kill a Saudi Prince, operation went wrong so they had to kill over 50 people as a diversion. This was the top comment in the thread.
This is a picture of a little girl reading the menu to her illiterate mother. She even tried to teach: This is a 'D', mommy. It makes the sound like 'dog' and 'door' Watching that me feel so proud to be a human that I gave the cashier cash and said that whatever they ordered was on me.
Posting for visibility: The bench press machine at Planet Fitness on Lauren’s has been broken FIVE WEEKS. Trying to spread the word in order to get them to finally fix it.
Photo reminder before the inevitable, “Manafort? He had like zero to do with the campaign.”
Looks like someone learned their lesson!
Fool-proof strategy for never being pulled over by the cops. Clearly, this man is a genius.
The doctor Trump just picked to head the VA claims that Trump is 6’3” and only weighs 239 pounds. Here is Trump next to pro athlete Cam Chancellor, who is 6’3” and weighs 239 pounds. They look almost identical!!