Today I met a roll of toilet paper which didn't have one of those cardboard thingys in the middle of it.7yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I just got back to the jungle hut where I'm staying and there is an extremely angry cobra in my bathroom! I'm not sure if you can tell from the photo, but the thing is massive.9yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/WTF
“Today I have mostly been photoshopping Donald Trump pulling colored flags out of his nose.”6yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
HELP! This toilet cubicle doesn’t have a corresponding one for my arse! My situation seems hopeless!7mo ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/CasualUK
My wife with her new camera, and my wife’s first photo with her new camera. Her services are available for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and funerals. Please book early to avoid disappointment.3yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/funny
After the first mouthful, I noticed that the chunky pizza sauce tasted different.2yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/funny
GenX drone technology had a 50/50 chance of flying directly into your face at take-off.2yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/GenX
This chocolate-covered raisin looks exactly like a chocolate-covered peanut, but it actually a chocolate-covered raisin.10yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/notinteresting
Do you think it also comes with a chicken drumstick and an inadequately-sized slice of lime?!9mo ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/Thailand
Drunken starfish with a fantastic arse lying face down in a pool of his own vomit.8yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/funny
Weird translucent egg. Lighter for scale. Not my lighter. My lighter is blue and doesn’t have a label on it, but I used to have a lighter that was the same color as the one in the photo.5yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/WeirdEggs
“... Know what your child is being exposed to so that you can correct the wrong stuff they’re taught in schools.”3yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/religiousfruitcake
I was biking alone through the rainforest in Koh Phangan at night and this deserted sarong shop appeared out of nowhere.9yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/WTF
The receptionist at the gym said it was like normal water but with much less calories and fat.11yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/funny
Undeniable proof that drinking bleach will only affect the educated because they don't learn about janitorial duties like poor, uneducated people.4yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/Qult_Headquarters
These 'A55Iq' branded knives say 'PIZZA' when you turn them around.7yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/notinteresting
Everyone who was worrying about Trump withdrawing from the Iran Agreement probably feels rather silly right now.6yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
As news of Manafort and Cohen drops, Infowars reminds us of the REAL talking points.6yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You plug it into the wall and your computer and Bitcoin comes out of the wall and goes into your computer...6yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/CryptoCurrency
When you're three years old, you've gotta be seen in the right footwear.13yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
I suspect that CM Punk and George Carlin might be the same person. Can you think of any other freaky wrestling doppelgangers?12yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
I told my GF I wanted 'roast owl' instead of roast chicken. Challenge accepted - right down to the perky half-lemon owl tits.9yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/funny
First time using MS Paint. My drawing of Mother Earth suspended in the vastness of space has humbled me and made me realise how insignificant we all are.14yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/pics
It looks like they're going to use the Mighty Mouse gimmick for Neville after all.9yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
I slept in the spare bedroom last week. Our guest tonight has noticed that I accidentally left a few curly-wurlys on the mattress...13yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/funny
The reality of heavenly paradise and getting to meet Jesus. [Infographic]14yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/atheism
My fiancee randomly met Bez today and got me his autograph. That is all. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!13yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/manchester
My Facebook friend has just had a revelation from magical sky man himself!14yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/atheism
Reddit Challenge! If you can find anything lamer than what was in my Christmas cracker this year, please post it here. £25 via PayPal to the person who posts the most depressing and soul destroying item from a cracker.14yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/WTF
Can anybody else spot the design flaw in this otherwise impenetrable suit of armour?13yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/pics
[GIF] Bungle from Rainbow as you've never seen him before unless it's a repost in which case it's still Bungle from Rainbow, but as you've already seen him before.14yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/woahdude
[GIF] I really hope it's not just me who thinks that this weird eyeball face thingy looks like an uncanny doppelganger of Hugh Laurie?14yr ⋅ mobfather ⋅ r/woahdude
