12 months in and yeah I guess you could say this thing works

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Oops, there’s meth in my vagina

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This lil punctal plug came out of my eye after about 8 years

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My cousin’s table looks like a dog’s face

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Co-pilot pupper loves boat rides

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Just a couple things

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Just when you think the total piece of shit bar can’t go any lower, this excrement shows up.

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Small town bars, y’all

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Merry Christmas!

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Camille must long for the days when she was a humble purse salesperson in Scranton, PA.

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43 years old, ten weeks in on the left, day one on the right. Glad I made this decision.

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I’m sorry but would you like the power bill payed too.

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I dragged my chunky butt and a bunch of gear onto the lake, drilled holes and set up a hut to catch a bluegill smaller than a guppy.

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There’s a person in the seat in front of this gentleman

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One more example of a steaming pile of excrement born from the digestive tract of humanity

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And the total pieces of shit of the year award goes to...

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This dude who stole donations intended to help KIDS WITH FUCKING CANCER is a huge piece of shit.

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Real men only drink Budweiser’s and whiskey

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Ummm

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Oh, Dorothy

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This cunnilingus giving, whiskey drinking Satan worshipper has to be a badass

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She’s fine, but she she’s not shitting fine!

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Hmm

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‘MURICA!

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I’m having a fantastic morning.

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This guy’s wife sells Advocare. I’m so confused.

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Group chat for descendants of my great great grandfather.

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Arizona is the leader in the clubhouse for total pieces of shit who sexually assault incapacitated patients.

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my wife and I completing a half marathon was the perfect opportunity for this girl who hasn’t talked to me since high school (where she barely acknowledged me in the first place) to hook me up with some of her amazing products.

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Live every week like it’s shark week

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“I have had flu symptoms for the last 10 days. I thought I was dying. I mean, just a clusterfuck,” Nugent said in the video. “I got the Chinese shit.”

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If only we had a way to tell if 50 percent of American households were operating a home-based marketing business by 2105

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My name is Luke

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Doggo needs more practice

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I hear these adult coloring books are very therapeutic

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Does this diatribe count?

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Looks like Packer finally landed on his feet years after being fired from Sabre, scoring a killer leadership position at a restaurant chain.

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What do you get when you breed a shitty Plymouth laser and a shitty Chevy S10? This monstrosity

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My grandpa forged his date of birth so he could join the Navy early during WWII

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I’m just gonna leave this right here.

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A girl in my office made Monday a little brighter today. Say hi to the zucchini duck.

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to sketch this small town bank robber.

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Mouth breathing trashies thought it a good idea to leave their chewing gum on this billion year old rock in Papago Park, Phoenix.

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Michael Clarke Duncan, who would later go on to critical acclaim and an Oscar nomination for the Green Mile, had his first movie role in the 1995 cult classic “Friday,” where he played craps opposite Chris Tucker.

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Fat Donny got my number

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To be patriotic

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Is there an r/transphobia sub?

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These cool cats from California you could get at Hardee’s

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High expirations

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This unholy alliance may upset entire world economy and create a new world order

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I miss Obama

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