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I've been trying so hard to appease you buttholes.

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I'm not going anywhere special tonight, so showing off my beautiful mane to all of you instead

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FACT: Fat women are more sexually desirable to men.

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Because getting fat is a rite of passage now.

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How to lose face fat:

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Came home to this today. I think he's a keeper...

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I can hardly handle the summer's heat

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[Homemade] Corned beef and cabbage

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Part of my mom's small but awesome collection

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I thought you guys could help identify this kitchen thing. What is it for?

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She waits till someone is on the pot so she can play this game

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Recently, getting hit on has increased exponentially

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If homosexuality is genetic...

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The hunt is over

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