Happy penis day! Five years ago today, a crypto startup exit scammed and left their website like this.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Just me and 40,000 vaccinated fans rocking out to the Foo Fighters at Madison Square Garden3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/pics
[OC] Had a sick day yesterday, decided to figure out which famous person, based on their date and location of birth, was most likely conceived at the 1969 Woodstock festival. It's Tina Fey.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
MRW I've been quarantine drinking for sixteen consecutive hours and my wife asks if I want to order wings4yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Seen at a pizza shop in New Jersey. The whole staff was wearing them. Photo taken with permission.7yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/funny
A quiet revolution in fire safety: due to improved building methods and public awareness, since 1980, US home fires and fire deaths have both fallen by half. Home fires per capita have fallen by nearly two-thirds.6yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
$64,000,000 worth of russian hardware abandoned in a field because they ran out of gas. They were later burned.2yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Damnthatsinteresting
MFW it's 2049, code is law, and my husband of 27 years dies, but our NFT marriage certificate was stolen so now legally his wife is a 19 year old bangladeshi man who's going to take my house, and a bunch of redditors tell me it's an expensive lesson in keeping your seed phrase secure1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
[OC] Around 30% of all the covid testing to ever occur in the US happened yesterday, a thousand percent increase from one week prior. Not yet enough, but rising quickly.4yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
The novice JavaScript developer seeks absolute truth. The JavaScript zen master knows that truth is an illusion.11mo ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
How the New York Times covered Stonewall, on page thirty-three. 52 years ago today.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/gaybros
My god, he's going for the ultra-rare quintuple rug! Mathematicians have only conjectured that such a thing could exist, but it's never been observed in the wild.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
First rendering of the planned rehab of the Asbury Park casino building, including a 5,000 seat music venue1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/newjersey
vending machine in Japan sells pictures of random strangers. still not as dumb as NFTs.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
[text] A letter to a grieving window from her Senator. As hard as it can be to believe, time does heal.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Frisson
It's official, our government is fabricating the covid data so they look better. Ignorance is strength. Freedom is slavery.4yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/ABoringDystopia
butters parading into this sub pretending they want a good faith debate about some boring ass argument we've heard a thousand times (Ilya Repin, oil on canvas, 1883)1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Please help find my dog. He's been missing since climbing into this bed last night.5yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/AccidentalCamouflage
[OC] For a bit of good news, my home state is nearing universal access to home internet for K-12 students. Unconnected students are down 98% from six months ago.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/dataisbeautiful
Found $2 on the ground. Should I buy all of FTX and Alameda, or a single Costco hotdog with 50 cents left over?1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Al Roker's face as his colleague claims there are hundreds of thousands of people in the metaverse1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Worthless, frozen, ponzi token up 350% for 5 minutes. Looks like the whales got their exit liquidity, now the company can announce that they're keeping everyone's money. This is for the community.2yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
the ultra rare double-rug in a single week! I'm in awe of this absolute madlad1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
In addition to speed running 500 years of bad economics, crypto cult is also speed running 500 years of bad theology. They're now up to the protestant reformation. In this thread, a crypto Lutheran argues sola fide—salvation shall be earned by faith alone.2yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Never forget: they sent you off to die so that the rich could get richer3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
$5.95 for a single piece of duct tape. Bonus points for commodifying our anxiety about the rise of fascism in the U.S.6yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
I login to coinbase occasionally to watch line go down. Received this extremely decentralized message today.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Called it: the fyre festival guy is out of jail and launching crypto scams. Here's a still from his weird-ass pitch for decentralized reality on tiktok, whatever the fuck that means.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
We need a predatory, rapacious, investor class who are ~I N T E R S E C T I O N A L~4yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/stupidpol
SEC filing in the coinbase insider trading case, using ironic quotes around the term white paper1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
I'm making it my mission to make buttcoin an Ilya Repin appreciation sub1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Found hanging in the basement of a house I just bought. About the size of a deck of cards, flips open to reveal a battery.4yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Sushiswap CEO with Wife and Mistress in the Ploughland (Ilya Repin, oil on canvas, 1887)1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
quick pump from 17.5 to 19.5, wonder what comes next, likely rhymes with pump though2yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
NYC mayoral candidate guesses the median price of a home in Brooklyn is $100,000. In reality, it's $900,000. Later he claimed to miss-understand the question.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/facepalm
Blockchain Will Solve the Water Crisis (Ilya Repin, oil on canvas, 1903)1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
I can think of only two artists that do this well: John Darnielle and Bruce Springsteen.4yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/themountaingoats
When your son won't shut the fuck up about QueefCoin, so you decide he needs to get his shit rocked, but you go a little too hard, and now his idiot brother Feodor will become the Tsar (Ilya Repin, Oil on canvas, 1885)1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
For a bit of good news, NJ is nearing universal access to home internet for K-12 students. Unconnected students are down 98% from six months ago.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/newjersey
The most beautiful animal I've ever seen. I give you Boogie resident Jaguar in the Tbilisi zoo12yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/pics
The thing about log scales is that you really need a best-fit line to make sense of them. Here we see gravity's rainbow.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/Buttcoin
Met this VX legend out on a trail today with his grandson. I may have sequeled like a little girl.1yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/VXJunkies
No need to overcomplicate things with the volume sliders. The classic approach is surely the best.7yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
The b-plot of Die Hard is the story of a man who shoots a kid, and then heroically rises above his guilt to kill again. Aged like milk.3yr ⋅ MKorostoff ⋅ r/agedlikemilk
