Suddenly, you're very uncomfortable. We're all uncomfortable just looking at him now.3mo ⋅ MJZuurman ⋅ r/IASIP
Parties are like frisbees. If you throw them the wrong way, they'll veer off in a bad direction, and then your kid will fall into a quarry.1mo ⋅ MJZuurman ⋅ r/30ROCK
That's not the Star of David, it's a pentagram. It's a satanic symbol used to call forth demons from hell.2mo ⋅ MJZuurman ⋅ r/TwoandaHalfMen
That is quite an engagement ring. Does your fiance know about this one?2mo ⋅ MJZuurman ⋅ r/TwoandaHalfMen
Have you been talking to the Wetzel's pretzels lady? Because I just gave her a ride home, that's it.3mo ⋅ MJZuurman ⋅ r/TwoandaHalfMen
TIL There are 3 separate Home Alone mockbusters featuring dogs instead of kids1yr ⋅ MJZuurman ⋅ r/homealone
