If you're ever going through a rough patch, just remember...at least you chose the right branch.

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Eurotrip, released 20 years ago today...along with one of the most iconic movie songs ever. Happy anniversary baby...

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Looks like all 4 are tonight's big losers!

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“It’s cool dude, I’ll just sleep on the plane.”

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Yes, yes it has been.

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Tiny beer I found in Japan.

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Telehubbies. My old colleague was having a BBQ with friends and his wife captured the perfect moment. Sorry Trey :)

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Some new RL quick chats.

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Did someone just get a 30 kill streak?

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Drove by this mailbox in southern Maryland.

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I feel like there should be an automatic reminder around your 15.5 year mark...

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One of my most hated moments of the show. Why did Pam call Jim from her car, then having to carry lots of bags, all the while KNOWING Jim was is the middle of one of the most important meetings of his life, along side his idol Dr J, in hopes of getting his new business going.

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Meet Olive! 90% blind, 10% blep.

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Olive may be mostly blind, but she is still the #1 ranked professional kitty gamer.

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A person actually bet $800 on UMBC to beat Virginia. Won $16,000. I'm actually surprised it's not more.

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...and estimates are usually about 30 minutes generous too

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Is there any other vehicle more annoying to be behind?

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When you've had it up to HERE with your little brother.

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Well ya see...I whiffed, when I should have NOT whiffed.

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Just three men enjoying the moment.

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Corvette Weekend in Ocean City, Maryland just had the largest tragedy of Corvettes in history. Prayers for those that lost their V8 babies :(

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Finally saw Maverick...

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Last day in the world's okayest Air Force. Last day in uniform was bitter, but current days in business casual has been great. We even Air Force. If anyone has questions about retiring, resumes, interviews, Skillbridge, salaries, VA claims, or wants to play some drunk Rocket League, lemme know. -Dan

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I mean, no one died...

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10 years ago, I got my favorite promotional item of all time...a Death Star baseball.

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Every game...

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Jesus Christ, find your seat people! The flight attendant is trying to hand me my drink!

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They gone!

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Multiple meetings, emails, practices, gifts from each shop, guest speakers, flowers, Honor Guard, people in blues, and max participation.

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HAMR test? More like, He Ain't Making me Run! Amiright fellas?!

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effin' gooooooo!!

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When leadership does their bi-annual visit to night shift.

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I hit my 20 year mark today. A month ago I wrote a long Manifesto de Mite-o-Dan. I was going to post it...but just got done another 12 hour night shift out in the cold. Im exhausted. 20 years. I feel like I just finished a marathon that I never trained for. It sucked...but I'm glad I did it.

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POV- You just pulled a prank on the new LT.

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I feel like there's going to be an abundance of GT350s on base soon.

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Blue balling my blue Air Force balls.

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At least point in the other direction!

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So for the first order...

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Love or hate this color...it's certainly unique and gonna stand out.

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My first guitar turns 26 this month. 90% of the stickers are from 1999-2004.

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Albert Pujols in high school

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Security Forces has the ultimate diamond hands.

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At least there are some nice golf courses around Ft Bragg.

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Hey man, if you re-enlist and help fight against the Confederacy you'll get a shiny new pin!

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Video game drinking logic.

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After you've played Competitive for over 3 straight hours....

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Pay to win.

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Just let me carry out my two 32 ounce cups or 2 thirty racks in peace please.

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It's just a joke. I got 16 days left. I'm sure someone will drop something off at my desk while I'm asleep like the Tooth Fairy...right?

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I'm Platinum, have played for 1406 hours and finished 7953 games...and today was the day.

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Didn't even have my morning poop yet.

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Assassins Creed Origins is not holding back on how they feel about the great city of Philadelphia.

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Why I joined the Air Force. Just a divorce with no kids away.

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Honk all you want, but I'm not the retiree asking the gate guard where the PX is.

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I mean, I still got like 4 duty days...

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I ain’t going to sleep after a lose, that’s for sure.

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Beer, burgers, and funnel cakes do not discriminate

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*starts looking up hotels again around BWI

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It's the little things.

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Bro, Mustangs are for nonners with bad credit. Story in comments.

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Olive. 98% blind. 100% derp.

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Would it be inappropriate to kiss him on the cheek?

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Rise up!

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Extremely rare, 1 of 1... Corvette that's parked inbetween the lines in an empty parking lot.

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Looking Over the TSgt Promotion List Starter Pack

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Wait, what?

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Imminent Danger Pay? More like, Imminent Down Payment On a New Mustang Pay!

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That 10% is enough to fill up a truck in California, buddy!

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Every time.

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Every time.

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They really need to change the TSgt SCOD. Guys will win an award for 2022, and it won't get seen by a board until 2024.

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After years of being in distant second, we finally did it boys!!

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It ain't healthy.

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Was given a 1 day suspense during a holiday week too. Hope I'm not late with it. Could hurt my career.

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Gotta focus more on the NCO essentials.

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Hey man, I'll take that problem off your hands.

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Reenlistment game changer.

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Great sweaters seen at the Nashville/Colorado game last night.

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I am NOT a piece of shit!

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Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

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You ever have a Chief that was a prior TI? Sometimes it sucks. Sometimes it's great.

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Remember to pour one out for our essential workers this weekend.

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Plaaaaying, playing with the booyyysss!!

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X post from r/whitepeopletwitter

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I'm about to flex on all the Vets at Buffalo Wild Wings tomorrow in my custom 214s.

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Security Forces hear more gun shots 2 blocks from the front gate than at most deployments.

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How I plan on ringing in the new year.

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For my Reddit anniversary, an update on my (diary, memories, and jokes) deployment hats which was last posted in 2016. 2 of these deployments were a year long. The front 2 hats are 19 years apart.

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“Don’t worry about coming back in. See you tomorrow.” “Oh wow cool, thanks boss!”

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How it feels to pass your PT test when you’re over 30.

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Care packages and Taco Tuesday hurt so good.

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It's like the DMV but with more beards and slightly more limping.

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A lot of people have posted the front of the building in Scranton we all know and love, but what you may not know, is that the back side actually says Dunder Mifflin.

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We need some organizational climate change.

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(PS4) Started in Bronze 5.5 years ago. I play mostly Torb, a very weak and slow climbing hero. No headset. No friends. Always solo. 6449 games and 1202 hours later...the agonizing grind is finally over. I made Diamond.

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You the real MVP.

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Every base needs an EZ Pass Lane for regulars that work on the base to get scanned in quickly, and a Dumb Fuck Lane for everyone else.

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TYFYS

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Please be shower gel, please be shower gel, please be shower gel...

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My cat was mesmerized watching the first encounter with Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid just as much as I was back in 1999.

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Captain Claws providing the best overwatch in Kuwait.

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Thank you guys for coming this morning!...

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When you're the only TSgt in your shop but someone there just found out they made TSgt, and you're about to make them the Primary on a lot of appointment letters.

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I don't know who to listen to!

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Me sliding into the DMs of everyone I know on the E7 list asking if they heard any good news lately.

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While I was at a deployment in Kuwait, there was a strong sandstorm that made the whole country look like Mars for nearly 3 days.

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Dude, I'm giving you a deal! Tires are practically brand new too!

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21 years ago, I met Ron Livingston, the main actor from the movie Office Space, when he did a USO tour with the cast of Band of Brothers. All I had on me for him to sign was my beer ration card I barely used. Yup. Don't worry Ron, I've had more than enough since then.

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Yakuza 0 has some of the best and most realistic dialogue.

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Me explaining to the promotion board that Promotes matter.

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Father Time is still undefeated

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Tik tok, mofos!

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Airmen in 2028 reporting into their commander's office after another failed PT test.

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I don't feel bad for the 500 death stares the photographer was given.

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When you’re stationed at Charleston and now have 3 less female A1Cs to worry about going up for BTZ.

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From the middle of the Indian Ocean, Amn Crabby reports as ordered.

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“Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!”

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Don’t forget to make a sacrifice to the AFPC gods.

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“And who has a better story than the E-4 Mafia Leader?”

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5 years ago today...the entire Air Force got tested.

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Smokey, this isn't 'Nam, there are rules!

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*angrily sitting in K-Loader behind C-17

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This room covered in K-Pop posters belonged to a co-worker of mine at a short tour (not Korea) I was at. It was half joke/half serious because he actually liked K Pop. Hearing firsthand about how uncomfortable it made the Housing people feel during an inspection was one of my highlights of 2020.

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When you see someone in a gold portrait still playing competitive in Bronze.

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AMC getting some love! Really cool looking Air Force uniforms being worn based on a C-17

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Often passed over when visiting Japan, I highly recommend the charming CITY of Narita outside the airport. Large temple complex surrounded by a beautiful lake and forest included.

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Maybe I'll find out next season.

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When the new dude that just PCSd in can’t stop talking about how they did things at their last base.

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Exceeding the Exceeds.

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Air Force problems: Some of these perimeter roads are way too close to some fairways.

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If anyone needs me, I'll be too busy not shaving.

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Mandatory Fun

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Me when I have a shitty boarding position with Southwest but they just announced that active duty military can board early.

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This has to be one of the biggest price drops ever. (Owned by former Washington Commander's owner Dan Snyder...who sold the team for 6 billion)

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I don't always get notified of a urinalysis test, but when I do, it's 5 minutes after I just peed.

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WWWYF24 mega line up confirmed! It could not be any more perfect!

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Must...not...give...in....

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I'll take that, that, that, and that, thank you very much.

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I'm trying Ringo...

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An old Christmas clipping I saved. It’s the most depressing and guilt-ridden comic I ever read.

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When you were up against 3 different females for BTZ, and still won it.

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My new buddy at work.

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When you’re maintenance

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Accelerate Change...Booster Clubs

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One hour after getting a 76.3 on a PT test.

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That's nearly a half year worth of tips!

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Me, almost 42, walking by tons of people around 32 this weekend wearing Elder Emo shirts.

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Brace yourselves...

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It's cool, I got some dry cereal in the room.

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