That's okay. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.

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Describe this man in one word

2yr ⋅

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Makes as much or more than Homer, has no mouths to feed, yet lives in poverty. Why?

1yr ⋅

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I hope he finds serenity

1yr ⋅

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Be prepared

2yr ⋅

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Sex with Elaine, $20 from Jerry and inherited Bania's Armani suit. This man was a legend.

1yr ⋅

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Underwhelming sandwich

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Delivering toys to more fortunate children

1yr ⋅

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Another historical spoof that might be lost on the youngsters

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No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live. It's a terrible strain on the animator's wrist.

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Terrible bedside manner

2yr ⋅

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She took them out

1yr ⋅

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Fresh from the streets of Sussex they are!

1yr ⋅

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Pure joy and gratitude

10mo ⋅

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The fa-shun!

1yr ⋅

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What kind of psychopath gives a kid a rock?

6mo ⋅

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?!

1yr ⋅

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Hey Miss Doesntfindmeattractivesexuallyanymore

1yr ⋅

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Marge, you tested positive for crack and PCP.

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I was so gaaaaaay, but I couldn't tell ANYone

1yr ⋅

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Daddy, this place smells like tinkle.

1yr ⋅

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Bart meets Sideshow Bob

6mo ⋅

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The gold standard for teen hotties

7mo ⋅

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How it started/How it's going

1wk ⋅

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Thank you Larrrryyyy

1yr ⋅

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Not guilty

1yr ⋅

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50 years later, they still won't give you the time of day.

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The depressing sound that said school tomorrow!

2mo ⋅

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How was she not called to testify at the trial?

1yr ⋅

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Maaaarge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be baking?

2yr ⋅

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Not to mention the blacks and the Jews

1yr ⋅

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I'm with her

2yr ⋅

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Destined for greatness

1yr ⋅

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Did you (or your older brother) have one?

9mo ⋅

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Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight, Homer, but count me out.

2yr ⋅

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From my family to yours, Merry Christmas

2yr ⋅

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Who called all these weird places??

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This could be useful

2yr ⋅

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If you need me, I'll be at Moe's.

2mo ⋅

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A nation on the grow

1mo ⋅

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It

1yr ⋅

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Sorry, but everyone loves watermelon. Right, Larry?

1yr ⋅

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Kiss me on the lips, Daaaad. I want that kind of relationship with you.

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There's Ralph; HE knows the score.

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Moon boots. If you lived in a cold climate, you wore them.

6mo ⋅

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But you ARE, Blanche. You ARE in the shackles.

1yr ⋅

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Change the channel, Marge.

1mo ⋅

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They'd pick her up in about 10 minutes

1yr ⋅

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Inconvenient truth

1yr ⋅

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Rock bottom

2mo ⋅

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Hello ladies

1yr ⋅

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Yikes

2yr ⋅

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Do you enjoy hard plastic? Then I've got the candy for you.

7mo ⋅

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Do Sonny & Cher still have that stupid show?

3mo ⋅

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Just give me another beer you braindead HICK!

5mo ⋅

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Get a good look, Costanza?

1yr ⋅

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I wonder what the punchline was

1yr ⋅

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What were you chewing back in the day?

9mo ⋅

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Could you explain your model, young man?

2wk ⋅

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That's why you're still kids, cuz you're stupid!

10mo ⋅

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Underrated minor character

2yr ⋅

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But worst of all, he drags down the grades of anyone who sits near him. Just look at this pattern!

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Saturday mornings have never been the same

2mo ⋅

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The doctor will see you now

6mo ⋅

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It would do a 360 and land right at your feet

5mo ⋅

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How you know a show is dying

8mo ⋅

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Yes, I'd like to bring something to the court's attention.

11mo ⋅

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Long overdue

2yr ⋅

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Your team just won the Little League championship and it's time to celebrate

8mo ⋅

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Poor Jeff

1yr ⋅

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Why did it suck?

1yr ⋅

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Thanks for the memories, Bob. You made all the kids who were too sick to go to school feel better.

8mo ⋅

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Candy aspirin

4mo ⋅

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I'm sorry, but George was right. She clearly wanted credit for the salad.

1yr ⋅

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Today in 1973, your fingers got stuck to this sucker

6mo ⋅

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The Mercedes of crayons

5mo ⋅

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Ouch

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You drank out of one of these at least once

8mo ⋅

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Lining up for Star Wars (Texas, 1977)

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Most fans under 50 won't get the reference.

1mo ⋅

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Sorry son, but there's a program about campus life that I really should watch.

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Sorry to bum you out on a Sunday morning

9mo ⋅

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What are you doing?

11mo ⋅

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Time to rescue some kid who got his head stuck in an iron fence

10mo ⋅

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Plaid slacks and a Schwinn Stingray. You can't get more 70's.

11mo ⋅

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Yeah, uh, so, pick a black guy and do a report.

11mo ⋅

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The pilot

2yr ⋅

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Not anymore

1yr ⋅

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Who had the more toxic marriage?

1yr ⋅

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One Ribwich, please

2yr ⋅

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You know, Jimmy ... is pretty sweet on YOU

11mo ⋅

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That patch of hair in the small of Snot's back makes me sick.

3mo ⋅

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Good luck trying to breathe through that little hole

7mo ⋅

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Fathers, lock up your daughters.

8mo ⋅

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🎶 I'm in Rio, and I'm walkin' on the beach I'm in my speedo. 🎶

1mo ⋅

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You think this fake detective agency with real cases in a pretend office in your father's garage is a JOKE?

1yr ⋅

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No solidarity

2yr ⋅

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♫ Sisters are doin' it for themselves ♫

1yr ⋅

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I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?

2yr ⋅

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So this is your sick mother?

1yr ⋅

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These were great

6mo ⋅

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They just ... knew

1yr ⋅

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Do you respect Gettysburg?

2yr ⋅

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Take a hike, Kojak!

2mo ⋅

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Legends of comedy

1yr ⋅

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Would you kids like to come with me?

1yr ⋅

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Why didn't they last? Plausible answers only.

1yr ⋅

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Ooh, sounds delish! Let me just toss some jeans on and I... pfft.. wait a minute! Who is this?!

2yr ⋅

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Me leg's gone gimpy! Who'll provide for me little ones?!

1yr ⋅

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Don't hate him because he's beautiful

1yr ⋅

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The most patient man alive

10mo ⋅

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Cuchi Cuchi

10mo ⋅

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Nuff said

4mo ⋅

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This woman is a precious gem

1yr ⋅

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What was your favorite, go-to cereal on Saturday mornings?

10mo ⋅

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Yep

2yr ⋅

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The most boring candy of the 70's?

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Real-life Hans Moleman

1yr ⋅

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Her most insane moment?

1yr ⋅

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Remember when you got one of these on your test or homework?

5mo ⋅

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My profile has four pictures of me staring out of a restaurant window through binoculars. You knew what this was.

1yr ⋅

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That settles it. They're a couple.

2yr ⋅

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Kids were easier to entertain back in the day

6mo ⋅

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I was bald

1yr ⋅

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I still have no idea what's going on

7mo ⋅

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Why Jeff cheats

1yr ⋅

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Five years ago today: Eagles punter Donnie Jones forgets to remove his sweatpants before taking the field.

1yr ⋅

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Just crease, crumple, cram; you'll do fine.

1yr ⋅

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Steve, you've made peace with never being with a woman, right?

1yr ⋅

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This ring is one more dinner I could have taken them out to.

1yr ⋅

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What tasty treat was in your lunch box/bag 50 years ago?

8mo ⋅

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Imagine being their therapist

1mo ⋅

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Has $ for a Cadillac but not $40 in his account

1yr ⋅

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Larry can sympathize

8mo ⋅

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Jerry dodged a bullet

1yr ⋅

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Lane's finest moment

1wk ⋅

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Not all heroes wear capes, just snazzy tracksuits.

10mo ⋅

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Today in 1974 ...

2mo ⋅

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The Queen in her court

8mo ⋅

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Sure. Like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him. He's wearing a belt! That's Hollywood for you.

2yr ⋅

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That's because Grandma disowned him

7mo ⋅

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Marge Corleone

1mo ⋅

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Here's the story ...

11mo ⋅

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Yeah, on FOX.

2mo ⋅

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Zero f#cks given

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Psycho Elaine

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Kerry! Give me a kiss! My wife is old!

1yr ⋅

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Birthday parties were great, especially if they were at McDonald's or say a bowling alley.

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In Elaine's first episode, Jerry shows her a porno tape. What was the title?

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The opposite doesn't work for everyone

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