Friend found this in her neighborhood
MFW I'm receiving road head
Aptly found this on Facebook
The column behind my head makes it look like it was printed on paper
I see you've shitty-posty before!
Shot the moon last night and didn't notice what moved into the frame until afterwords
Not many people know this but the Stanley Cup Parade also had a Penguins section at the end. I thought it was a nice gesture.
MRW seeing the post about the guy who installs Google Fiber
Just wanted to add to the Horizon: Zero Dawn screenshot train. It really is a great looking game.
Ovi 2 goal game up vote party!
How to tell who won the shit eating grin contest.
This Rick right here? Super weird.
MFW I am caught being a cheating whore
My wife sent this to me after explaining that our growing child is now the size of a banana
My son with the daily reminder that THE CAPITALS WON THE STANLEY CUP! Also we got to touch Stanley this morning.
They took a wonderful message and tuned it into something ugly.
Here's what we think the impact of the hurricane will look like.
Rummaging through and old junk jar and I found the tickets to my first hockey games!
...What was your name again?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth Solider
Ran into this guy with a fantastic shirt
Clip and Shear!
The photo that got me to create an account to upvote.
My daughter got to meet Santana Moss today. It takes her some time to warm up to most people so she was not really in a smiling mood. Santana was cool though and went along with it.
My frist time with water drop photography - 'On Her Wedding Day'
They traveled all the way from Vegas to get it.
Doug knew that the doctors office only requested a tiny sample but he decided to give them their monies worth [REPOST]
This is a Magnavox.
MRW my wife asks me to dance sexy for her after I just got off a 12 hr shift
Meanwhile, at Redskins Park
Morning Coffee - S9+ Edited in Snapseed
ITAP of myself in the rain that came out really creepy
Sunrise on the way to work
My 2 year old is getting pretty good with her magnet letters
[HUMAN SELF PHOTOGRAPH] MAN, DON'T YOU HATE HAVING A JOB DURING THE 9 ANTE MERIDIAN AND 5 POST MERIDIAN HOURS OF THE DAY? PROVIDING PIZZAS TO OTHER FELLOW HUMANS IS EXHAUSTING.
FINALLY THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER, NED!
Pee is stored in the Legacy Park, change my mind.
Had a Tobias Fünke moment at the gym when I said this after nicking the back of my head shaving and couldn't get it to stop bleeding
Found this at a local ice cream shop.
ITAP of a really happy boat
ITAP of a plane through some branches
Mr. Game 7
The Sound of Skyrim
Everytime my daughter gets her haircut I have to walk by this display. One of these days the urge will be too strong to ignore...
Most of the USA ordering delivery this week
Easily Startled Wombat
Took a shot at using the Night Mode on my GoPro H4. Here are 63 shots melded into one.
Spider found in Northern Virginia, about as wide as an adult female hand.
Just a quick note about today
Go home shoe, you're drunk!
The struggle is real
My aunt posted this to my feed today.
Found these at Goodwill this morning.
Found an old screenshot from Animal Crossing.
What kind of fish is this?
Man, I'm glad nothing could be worst than the Redskins 2012-2013 season!
Basking in the sun
None at all.
[Horizon Zero Dawn] [Screenshot] I know I'm late to the scene but I'm really enjoying HZD and it's photo mode. Here is my current PS4 Wallpaper.
I don't have issues with my beloved smother pad...MOUSE PAD!
I ordered Potbelly for lunch and asked to have fatherly advice drawn onto the bag since my wife will be induced on June 2nd. Potbelly delivered with solid advice.
Ran into a bunch of Pens fans at Harbor Freight today.
My daughter in the snow with my Hero4
Checking in from section 420!
HERE IS V.01 OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY TO BE DECOMPRESSED AT A LATER DATE ONCE I HAVE COMPLETED TROUBLESHOOTING
MRW I get out of the pool and there's that tiny bit of water that just won't leave my ear
This many days until greatness begins once more
I would not want to be on wrong end of that scowl.
MRW the chicken wings are refilled at the buffet
Having a pretty decent beard day out in the mountains
Just visited a family friend and went through their records and found this in pretty decent condition.
This fookin kneeler...
Waking up in the morning
My neighbors Coonhound was only supposed to have 8 pups but was surprised by a 9th!
Anyway, here's your filthy, wetback doughnut.
Sunset a few nights ago. No post processing, all using the default camera app.
Sounds rather painful
Zoey was apparently feeling hot and decided that sitting in the freezer was the best option.
We had the cutest visitor to the office today
Eating lunch, went for the napkins and BAM!
How to look when you can't remember where your Planeteers ring is.
'You're damn right it's goaltender interference'
I ran out of buns. Had to compromise.
I'm pretty sure every father has done this with their newborn. Welcoming my new daughter Zoey Diane into the world.
PsBattle: A man with his giant cereal bowl and spoon.
What a strange question.
As a married man, this is how it feels to finally get a BJ
Zoie giving me beard and ear cleaning tips.
Took a self portrait with my razor.
You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat.
Bart, leave the man alone with his mouse pad and sit down.
Heard you were taking shit
Love seeing this when I unlock my phone.
We saw that...
The camera on this thing still suprises me
A photo of my beard and my axe
For when you really hate your guests
We had a quick snow flurry that caused these awesome looking clouds to appear once it was over.
Zoey rockin' the red while rockin' the chair!
MRW both my partner and I are virgins and try to have sex for the first time.
Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places?
I need an adult!
Bernie and the Bird
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Cramming the night before the big test
Is it normal when building a crib for the instructions to be glued to the mattress board?
Hold on kid, I got a tack in my forehead.
I told you to stay away from my cherry trees, Saharah
My buddy just texted this to me
When you use a blanket for your pillow you need to improvise with what's around. The clean clothes basket was the nearest thing around.
Why does it still look normal?
ITAP of the Milky Way at the beach.
ITAP of a cardinal during the final hours of the snow storm
Bald and bearded checking in. Fresh from the blade.
My daughter at 6 days being on this earth
Worst. Sandwich. Ever.
This is the last time I give my light bulbs LSD.
My friend ran into a time traveler this morning
Remember Thanksgiving in 2012?
This is Sadie my 2 year old English Coonhound. Also my first post to reddit.
My old school Alf shirt
Going through some old boxes and found this little guy.
So I got new plates for my car.
It's not funny!
Okay, which one of you is Andre?
My Halloween costume a few years back. Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Taking the 7 month old for a walk on the trail.
I see your nail and raise you this fucking tree trunk
The real reason why Tom Hanks stole the iPad
Looks like I'm a squid now.
Just took this. Such a great camera in this phone.
[Homemade] Gordon Ramsey's scrambled eggs
Looks like I found Viserion in the sky.
My three month beard and stache, no trim.
Pan fried steak, cheesed baked potato, steemed green beans, and pan toasted baguette slices [3264x1836]
This spider has a skull on his abdomen.
Hey Lis, check it out. Non-stick Coating.
ITAP of my car when it reached 88,888 miles on the odometer.
Mom was pretty protective of her little man. [Fixed]
Just saw this in the Monorail episode. Is that the WTC?
Time to start my training for ISIS.
The sun rise's in Northern Virginia are beautiful, too.
These clouds look like they are from the chimney