My husband's grandma. The resemblance is uncanny.
Reminds me of a china pattern.
I tried that candy cane design from Pinterest. They aren't perfect, but they're pretty.
FA at half moons. My fb friends didn't appreciate them but I feel classy and pretty.
Pretty in pink.
My name is Ashley and I'm a chevronaholic.
I don't care if the high is 80• today, it's September and I'm ready for fall mani's.
PMSing and I just noticed the little cake next to my name...
The ONLY thing that makes me feel like I don't fit in here...don't hate me, I still love you all!
I know I can't be the only one.
Like a fine work of art, these are best viewed at a bit of a distance :P
Well I was having a bad day, but then this guy came through my line.
Something simple for St. Paddy's day
I cheated. Nail stickers. This must be what professional athletes feel like when they use steroids.
Make a wish.
Polka dots and pinstripes.
Black and nude half moons. Wasn't sure about them at first but I think they turned out rather chic and definitely perfect for fall.
I'll just leave this here.
Put a bird on it.
What is this too early for Valentine's Day that you speak of?
Because every girl should have a cupcake on her birthday...
Derpy little penguin. I love him anyway <3
This goddamn wallpaper in the break room at work
My cover photo for the season. Hopefully not a repost, just wanted to share my find :)
Nudie fishnet nails. I think these might be my favorite nails I've done.
I might be a little chevron obsessed lately.
Simple dots but I think I found a new favorite color combo.
As a former lingerie store associate shopping for bras tonight.
No clever title, I just really love my nails right now.
Aaaand I'm in love with stamping. Should've bought these plates ages ago :)
The first Pinterest thing I've ever successfully completed. I can't cook or craft but DAMN IT I can paint my nails :P
There's a random blackberry on my balcony. I haven't bought any blackberries.
Oh, Christmas tree.
You win this one, husband. (Although I did talk him into two bottles, so technically I won?)
LPT: Put your onions in the freezer for about 5-10 minutes before chopping to reduce tears and that stinging feeling.
Gonna be a good day.
I've done lots of gaudy over the past month, decided to go simple and classy for Christmas Day.
My husband found this on our door this morning. (First post ever!)
A labor of love.
Every time I get a new dress
Failed a pinspiration mani but it's okay because stamping always has my back.
My take on candy corns.
HOLY BALLS I'm in love with this color combo. It reminds me of princess Jasmine...who I'm sure would NEVER be so crass as to say holy balls.
I know I'm early but I can't help it, my Christmas colors have been calling me.
Starting to get into stamping, gave this cute little seahorse a try.
Downvote kitty does not approve of being Lion Kinged.
I wish I'd been a lacquerista when I got married, I could've saved myself the money on tacky French acrylics and done something much prettier myself, like this glitter gradient.
Ruby Pumps was MADE for patriotic manis. Happy (almost) Fourth, everyone! :)
Nail art is great but sometimes I just need a breath of fresh air
Can nails be sexy? I feel like these are sexy.
Traded in the glitter for something more professional for a job interview. Don't fail me now, Audrey!
Ten points to Gryffindor.
Monochrome, ombré...I don't care what you wanna call it but I love it.
Orly Bubbly Bombshell with subtle stamping.
Can't go wrong with matte stamping, right?
I present to you: the first time my right hand had ever looked better than my left.
China Glaze says First Mate but I'm pretty sure what they meant was TARDIS Blue.
Yes I'm the girl who's done her nails 3 times in the last 3 days, but I just got my first dotting tool (no more bobby pin!) so I pretty much had to do these.
Was at Ulta yesterday, they had the new Orly Surreal collection and I couldn't resist this.
I call this my I tried 4 different techniques today and failed miserably at all of them, so fuck it I'll just use glitter mani.
It's a bit crooked but I'm pretty sure that's how he wears it these days.
Nail foil: total PITA, but it's worth it.
I'm a few weeks early for the Halloween bandwagon but I couldn't wait to use Black Magic. It made for some pretty awesome half moons :)
Chicken sausage with shitty white bread because we have no buns. Served on our finest paper linens because all the dishes are dirty.
I think my dog is broken.
Husband was flipping through channels, made him stop on this. Helllooooo, Mr. Manganiello.
My first successful glitter gradient as well as my best PC job. Love these :)
Matte stamping. I might be a little bit in love.
I've heard about Seche shrinking tips but has anyone else ever had it cause cracking on the sides like this? :(
For those who like their 4th of July a little kinkier.
Nothing fancy but this color is just so beautiful. I think I found my TARDIS blue <3
I meant it to be a polka dot french but I think I got a little dot-happy.
FA vintage roses. They're like a Van Gogh, pretty far away and a hot mess up close lol. CCW :)
Batman Begins and The Dark Knight are both on at the same time on different channels.
I was mildly interested when I got in my car this morning.
My patriotic mani. First attempt at dotting (with a bobby pin!) and pre-cleanup.
Found this in a file cabinet at work.
New Whovian, cracked up over this one. Can't believe that worked, would've been terrible last words.
Blue heeler karma train, huh? Hell, I'll take any excuse to show off my Odin :)
Second attempt water marbeling, TOTAL face-palm moment.
Nothing fancy, but they're SO pretty in person. They remind me of the holidays and that makes me happy :)
Phone wallpaper I found :)
I think the thing I'm most excited for about my new job is that my poor nails won't constantly look like this. A mani doesn't even last a day and my cuticles are wrecked from stress and anxiety :/
Odin has the puppy dog eyes down pat.
Found this at Goodwill