No words, just admiration.

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Excuse my general grossness, but I’m so ready to see the boys tonight 🖤🖤🖤

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Sexy beast

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*A girl at work points to my Megustalations tattoo* What does that mean? Me getting ready to go into painstaking detail about the podcast:

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It’s a screaming Marcus shirt kind of day...ignore the bathroom in the background 🤣

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Not gonna lie, this picture is helping me get through the work day...💦

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Me listening to Marcus’ exceptional storytelling

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THERE’S BONES IN THE CHOCOLATE 💀🍫

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I made a meme

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Hail yourselves motherfuckers 🤘🏻

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Read this and for a split second I thought it was one of those damn Trolli ads 👀

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LPOTL fans as parents 👌🏻 “Sit in my lap dear child as I read you the terrifying tale of a monster they called Ole Bumblebutt.”

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I’m so sick of seeing ‘OGP strikes again’ on the Walmart subreddit so here: ON stocking crew strikes again

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If you ever see me smiling to myself it’s not because of a guy (per se) it’s because random things like ‘I’m Minnie, I’m Nannie!’ ‘It’s not a beer belly, it’s a full tank for a sex machine’ ‘Slippity slap and away I goooo’ and ‘first poop of the day’ just popped into my head 🤷🏻‍♀️

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The selfies that Ben posted to Instagram a few hours ago...at this point he’s just trying to kill us...

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I’ll say it again, Henry and Natalie are relationship goals 🖤

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A customer at work today: God told me to tell you be strong and of good courage. Me:

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You’re welcome, Reddit

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Henry and Natalie vibes 👽🖤

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Hmm 👀

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Someone ordered a package of the 12 count Sprite minis but we didn’t have it so I subbed it with two six packs of the mini cans & I just noticed they rejected it, it’s literally the same exact thing 🙃

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WALMART RADIO IS PLAYING WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE

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I was in the middle of a 60 item general walk when a woman asked me to scan 5 different toy trucks & a second woman who waited on me to finish with the first woman asked me to scan some shit in her cart...DOWNLOAD THE WALMART APP YOU MORONS 😬

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Fucking metal as shit, I can see Marcus doing this 🤘🏻

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Maybe the customers won’t come in this rainy weather. *The customers*

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IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME HOLY FUCKING SHIT *I’ll do a pic dump later

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When you’re a little unsure of your new team lead but one of the first things she does is ask if anyone needs any time off approved or any points taken off...

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When you hear people talking about how it’s finally the weekend but you work weekends 😒🖕🏻

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I just farted in front of my work crush. How y’all doing today 🙃🤦🏻‍♀️

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Me: literally just clocked out, is almost to the door, keys are in my hand, clearly I’m leaving. Customer: hey can you see if y’all have this in the back? Me:

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And this, boys and girls is why we don’t picture pick

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Y’all I take back every bad thing I ever said about our store lead, he got us a bunch of new printers and handhelds so now everyone has a printer and we don’t have to use the phones anymore 😩

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It’s coming’ y’all

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When you’re just chilling and remember that you work in retail...and the holidays are coming up soon 🙃

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Saw the sign and decided to be a massive dork and recreate Ben’s Instagram post 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

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Waiting for more picks to drop like... I hate this new update 🙃

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According to my handheld, this tote is able to hold a giant thing of toilet paper which should’ve been in an oversized walk, that pack of milk, a pack of sodas and a loaf of bread... how 🙃

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When you look at the names on your stickers and you see the name of a customer whose order is always a pain in the ass 🙃

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I’m digging David Crosby vibes Ben 👌🏻✌🏻

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So if there are totes on all the pallets and I need to get to a back pallet, I have to move every other pallet to get to it. Simple staging my ass...

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Every. Damn. Morning.

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We were told not to do our own exceptions, coach & tls are supposed to do them. There’s no tl here atm & our lazy coach refuses to do them even though she was basically told to by management...she literally said she doesn’t have to listen to her bosses...

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They have the entirety of Ambient roped off to wax...how tf are we supposed to pick 🙃

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Just got out of the cave at The Caverns and the guide showed me where my pod will be, y’all it’s so close to the stage 😩🖤

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Anyone else absolutely hate picking boxes 🙃

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So. Close.

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Why though

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Is anyone else having issues with too many items to one tote? This is completely full and there’s yet more stuff to be put in it...

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Management: why is the FTPR for 5-2 so bad all of a sudden? Us: *pallets in the way, empty shelves, items plugged to fill empty shelves* gee, we don’t know...

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Currently reading Will My Cat Eat My Eyeballs by Caitlin Doughty and came across this, the synchronicity is perfect seeing as I just listened to the Buried Alive episode a few days ago 🤣🤘🏻

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Hell yes 🤘🏻🤠

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It’s too early for this

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Every damn morning we come in to missing printers and handhelds 🤬 this morning we had none 🖕🏻

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Yep

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That devastating moment when you realize your wireless earbuds are dead so now you’re forced to listen to Walmart sounds for the rest of the day 🥲

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Update from last post: we got it 😂

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I’m hoping that all y’all in Ida’s path stay safe this coming week ❤️ that being said, I live in North Mississippi and we’re supposed to get some storms from it and if the power could just go out while I’m at work forcing us to go home early that’d be great 😘

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Henry liked my Insta post 😩🖤

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I can’t believe I’m actually going to see them 😩🌙💛✨

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I accidentally hit an older gentleman with my cart today because stuff was piled up in the top totes and I’m short af AND HE WAS STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE AISLE...he halfway yelled at me and I apologized profusely & almost cried & he still continued to berate me so I just walked away 🙃

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When the fuckwits who close lock the safe keys in the safe and the safe batteries are dead...

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I started my shift with a pick rate of 132, the small walks I had to do completely murdered it 😒

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If I hear one of those Halloween dad jokes one more time I’m gonna go postal 🙃

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Um...no...??

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Aleister Crowley at Cambridge in the late 1890s

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I said yesterday that we never even get close to our max...I would like to formally state my regret for that statement...

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Me in electronics after I’ve already clocked out just innocently looking for an aux cord and people keep coming up to me asking about electronics shit 🙃 THE VEST DOES NOT MEAN I AM ALL KNOWING 🥲

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Has anyone else’s action alleys been a total mess for the last few months?

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It’s gettin’ close y’all 🖤🖤🖤 I’ll be driving 4 and a half hours from here in Oxford, Mississippi and after the show I plan on taking a side trip to Nashville, I’m having a girl’s vacay all by my lonesome 🤣🖤

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My team lead gave me a present yesterday. It’s a zoning tool to help me reach shit because I’m a vertically challenged mess, I already keep a step stool on my cart. I love that it looks like a saw 😂 I asked him if I could use to threaten customers and he was like, it’s your job do what you want 😅

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Since when is there GMDs for chilled??

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Not sure if this is a store wide thing or if it’s just us but I’d love to know who’s bright idea this was...a pouch zip tied to the carts with sticky notes,pens & sub suggestions...but the placement is driving me crazy, it’s right in front of the bags & I’ve stuck myself with the zip tie several times 🙃

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Is anyone else having trouble with their handhelds this morning? All the times are correct, we’ve all changed handhelds but this is what’s happening

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Why is it that the people who have printers, never do the printer walks 🙃 I’m ‘bout to go snatch one from one of these mfs 🙄

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So the system is back up, picks are in the system, our digital ops lead wants only 1 person picking and only 1 person dispensing while the rest of us work freight, make it make sense

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Look at them handsome sons of bitches 🖤

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As you can see, my coach’s only title is just that, digital coach. So why is this woman going around rejecting everyone’s time off, as in people in other departments that aren’t hers? A little more in the comments

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Looks like someone didn’t realize they only need one sticker per GMD order 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I got here at 5 and I’m not scheduled to go to lunch until 11 🙃

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Obligatory picture of GMD stickers...

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Come on, Gif 🤦🏻‍♀️

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These episodes will stick with me for a while, I heard a lot of fucked up shit while listening to them...I mean, he was supposed to be GLENN BORLAND??? I am shook.

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A little light reading on this July 4th...

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You can now clock in and out on the app...I love it although it will no doubt get abused...

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How are y’all this morning 🙃 also can someone explain to me how we have a whole ass overnight crew to get shit ready for the next day but the chilled section somehow manages to be bare for a whole week 🙃

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Can PPTO take a little while to be approved? Usually it’s approved automatically but I used the app and computer and neither has been approved yet

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