HIFW its the day before Thanksgiving, no one is: calling work, has anything they need 'assisting' on and my to-do list is empty... but I still have to stay here for another 7 hours.

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MRW a guy messages me in a chatroom by saying hope you're not too offended at the thought of someone touching themselves to your picture : /

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HIFW my two guy best friends confess their love for me within the span of two days and the guy I love lives hundreds of miles away now.

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HIFW its Shark Week and I have already had three kolaches for breakfast...but someone brought breakfast tacos in to work...

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HIFW I go on a date and he spends the night trying to physically assault me, including biting my neck and leaving a mark. And oh... he wants a second date.

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HIFW I can't focus on my increasing pile of work bc of my crazy libido that wont be relieved by going home, because I broke my vibe.

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