I was gifted a sewing machine for Christmas. I am a TOTAL clueless beginner but read the heck outta the manual and am giving it my best shot. I present to you my first creation: a janky lil guy

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Sports bras: the ruiners of marriages everywhere

1yr ⋅

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me irl

6yr ⋅

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why can’t we all just... get along?

6mo ⋅

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me irl

9yr ⋅

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My friend

8yr ⋅

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cursed_spider

6yr ⋅

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The butthurt is strong in this one.

9yr ⋅

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My charming little Zuni Sun God, done by Scarecrow Planet Dan @ Oculo Visitant Gallery, Oneonta NY

9yr ⋅

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This guy really knows how to use those strong opening lines... What a romantic.

10yr ⋅

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My garden carrot has 2 dicks.

6yr ⋅

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If only everything were like Reddit...

8yr ⋅

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A pick up line that's sure to delight and charm!

10yr ⋅

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Sliding a hot dog into a bicycle frame

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Disapproving frog [pic]

16yr ⋅

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