McDonald's McRobots transforming food toys (late 80s)
[META] People who are simply posed mid-movement are not fucking renaissance. And adding The to your post title doesn't make it any more fitting you fucking Norman Rockwell rathole dilettantes.
Commercial for Muzzy foreign language VHS tapes
The harsh mistress that is blind, competitive rubix cube solving.
German fully automatic anti-air/anti-rocket system in action, shooting 1,000 35mm projectiles per minute.
How I feel when I, a former auditor who's now the client, turns in a PBC to the auditors that is so well documented and tied-out that I know they'll have to create special tickmarks to make it clear that it's a PBC and not one of their workpapers.
[I ate] Biscuits-n-gravy with fried egg and fried chicken, grits, home fries with peppers and onions, and a sweet glazed biscuit.
[Homemade] Cheesy scalloped potatoes with gruyere, parmesan reggiano, cream, thyme, and garlic...baked to a nice golden brown crust.
[I ate] Soft boiled egg on some nice, buttery toast.
When my manager asks if I'm at a good stopping point...
Gouda on honeywheat, a liberal spread of mayonnaise as the fat coating. Bourbon to fortify myself.
How to prepare IFRS financial statements
New license plate in the mail!
[I ate] Lobster roll filled with juicy, lump lobster meat, a dollop of mayo, and a light dusting of paprika.
These dinosaur jelly jars!
GOOD MORNING, FELLOW HUMANS. WOULD ANYONE CARE FOR SOME FRESHLY PARTITIONED NUTRITIONAL LOAF?
When the FASB gets bored...
Sometimes you just want a romantic evening at home...
Pizzarias Pizza Chips. These looked and tasted like actual mini slices of cheese pizza. Uncanny.
Rugrats: Ice Cream Mountain mini-golf
[I ate] Schweinshaxe (roast pork knuckle) mit Pommes Frites, Bier, und Rotkohl (red cabbage). Mayo and curry ketchup for frites.
[I ate] Big ol' fat chorizo sausages with charred cabbage and tomatoes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pies (with vanilla puddin' power!)
Used to pump so many quarters into this game. I was amazed by the realistic graphics (Lethal Enforcers)
My 2003 wallpaper by Digital Blasphemy.
Intro to The Real Adventures of Johnny Quest, Cartoon Network's attempt to modernize and revitalize Johnny Quest in the mod 90s.
Fruit Wrinkles, the original fruit snack. Shapeless and came in only one flavor. My favorite strawberry flavor that no snack today replicates.
The Final Boss
This Worcestershire sauce was produced with genetic engineering
Biscuits & gravy potato chips!
The Jesus on this magazine looks like the type of guy who always owes you money or bums cigarettes off people, or who would try to pay his landlord with a box of steaks that somehow came into his possession (So, uh, we're cool for this month, right?)
Fireball and weed
NYC Basic Bros