“So you can just f*** off b**** before I call the Sheriff!”

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We're both 90 years old, though.

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I'm 7 years old

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My parents hate me

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I bought 10 turtles 🐢

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Career criminal

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When you don't care for traditional names 😂

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Thanks for the car mom. I can't use it for another 6 years, but thanks anyway. 👍

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Finally something other than an alarm clock, prayer beads, teddy bear & wind chimes. 👍🏻

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It was a rough couple of years.

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I wish I had a job like that when I was 16.

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Super easy ✈️

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Rate my inventory 🪓

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Connor's parents had no imagination.

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We all know how she got that job

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I have no clue how she got that job.

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I guess the company isn't doing too well?

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I like this update. 👍

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I hate my parents

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Dedicated boyfriend

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Godsguide??

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Starting out young

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All his stats are terrible though

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Excuse me Ben? Is there something you're not telling me?

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Sad

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Don't mess with fire-eaters 🔥

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Mom at 103 😨

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Good riddance?

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Didn't live very long.

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LOL! 😂

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A series of unfortunate events

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Come on Officer! Five more minutes?!

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Damn

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23 kids and only 1 grandchild 😔

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Cheating on my honeymoon

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Wilson family started out in 1980 and several generations later...

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That awkward moment when your children and grandchildren are close in age. 🤔

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The How many children challenge. 41 kids with the same woman. 👍

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I guess detaching someone's foot doesn't lead to jail time.

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Wow

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Listen up kid! I'm your mother and what I say goes.

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Gee thanks Mom.

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Lol! Apparently my employer was offended because I posted, Hillary Clinton is weird.

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Seems like a low amount of employees by how much value the company is worth

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When your Dad is cheap

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No more charity work for you

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Sad few years

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Mu daughter is a mom at 15

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Tried so hard for a boy 😔

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I promise I won't escape this time. I swear. 🙌

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$17,000? Wow!

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Nice way to keep me at a job

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Seems about right

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Born as Jake Anderson. Transitioned to Emma at age 71 and married a guy named Jake.

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A short life

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North Korea still doing there own thing several hundred years later.

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That's an expensive dustbin

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Anna, tell my child I love him.

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3 kids with 3 different jobs at the same company 👍

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I have so many questions for those 4 people. 🤔

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How do you sever a penis with a dildo?

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Whoa!

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Sorry kids. Mommy is never coming home.

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Prostate Cancer at age 8?

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14 kids by 9 different men

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That's a long war!

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13 children with 13 different men in 13 different countries

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Sucks for Costa Rica

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How?

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I bet he socialized with a lot of people to get that job.

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7 kids by 7 different men 😨👶

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Sad

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I can never fathom this

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That sucks

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Maybe he committed suicide because he was born so close to Christmas?

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544 Norwegian businesses in Mexico.

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Stopped drinking at age 43 and then I pass away 8 years later from alcohol abuse. 😡

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That's a heck of a heatwave.

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My son is a father at 17 years old

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Most time I've spent in prison

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I bet that would hurt. 🎯

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I think I went overboard just a little

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