if the “highly anticipated return” isn’t wild fig i’m going to actually combust1yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/glossier
For the first time in I don’t know how long, all my nails are the same length!4yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
MRW it's 34 degrees, I'm walking to class and a guy stops me and says You'd be really attractive if you didn't wear those Ugg boots and a girl coming from the other direction stops and says Then it's a good thing she don't wanna fuck your nasty ass, pig!10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boss tells me I should smile more at work, because I always look so annoyed at other people's incompetence.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My gay best friend's RW I talk about my boyfriend's average penis size.9yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I turn in the true story of my first period and how Jack Nicholson bought me tampons and showed me how to use them, and my prof says it's the best thing he's read this year.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I read that thread this morning and realized most people shave their legs more than once a week10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm 23 years old and last night I bought my first vibrator. MFW I used it for the first, second, and third times.9yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW Facebook suggests I friend request the man who raped me 4 years ago.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've had my period for over 3 weeks now, and my OB/GYN says she won't see me until I stop menstruating.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't want to write my thesis so I wrote a new tinder bio. It's going extremely well.9yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/Tinder
I don't actually come up with any of my own ideas. I just try y'alls out. FA at striping tape.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I know it's not the cleanest, but I'm really proud of my first nail art that looks good on my dominant hand.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
MRW my boyfriend dumped me two weeks ago, all my past FWB are in relationships, and I find out my ex before that got hella fat... but just got engaged.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That feeling when you finally take off your nail polish and see just how long your nails have gotten.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Splurged on a few Chanel polishes, but can't bear to take this one off yet. Helllooo micro glitter.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I used to use brow powder, then I bought a pencil. By your powers combined, I have good eyebrows.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
After 21 years, not only have I stopped biting my nails, but I've ditched needing clean up!11yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I know it's blurry, but that totally shows off the glitter better.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
After a midterm induced nail biting relapse, this blue is perking me right up.9yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Just found this sub, thought this was appropriate. Apparently I'm a friend of a friend of a friend on Facebook. We've never met.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/creepyPMs
You're 22 years old, you need to start behaving like an adult! Says my mother, after she sees what's in my fridge at my new apartment.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize someone went through my entire post history and down voted everything I've ever said on reddit.10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To cheer me up from the worst break I've ever had, I chopped down the rest of my nails and made them happy!10yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I see this brush everywhere and for the love of me I can't figure out the brand and I want it desperately! Anyone recognize it? Thanks!!7yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Y'all inspired me to stop biting & picking my nails. This is my first attempt at nail art. Thus, lots of acronyms. FA, PC, CCW, & cell photo.11yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
MRW a coworker shows me that Nic Cage Superman picture and then says he looks a little faggy, doesn't he?9yr ⋅ MikeSass ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
