Apparently cats have been getting their heads stuck in bags for centuries now1yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/MedievalCats
It was her first date since the divorce, so when Todd leaned in for a kiss, Peggy decided to let him. The next thing she knew, the jerk had has claws all over her chest and his tongue halfway down her throat.3yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Dave had heard all about this club the kids called The Basket. He donned his best white leisure suit and trotted out all his old dance moves. But when he tried to get down, the ladies weren't impressed...2yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Just George Washington (yep) punching a tiger (on meth?) as conceived by deeply misguided Japanese historians1yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/MedievalCats
The trip to Serge, Hairstylist to the Stars, wasn't the least bit cheep, and the color job took five long hours. But when Helga stepped out of the nest, she felt like a million bucks. And the seven-figure divorce settlement from Hank certainly took the sting out of things.4yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
Medieval Japanese cat banjos might have had only three strings, but a skilled player could coax an almost elegant sound from them. Bwaannggg.... Bwinnnggg..... Fwoonnnggg...2yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/MedievalCats
Gavin promised the judge he'd straighten up and fly right, but by the time Gwendolyn's divorce lawyer was done with him, Gavin didn't know which way was up2yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
His chin beard had gone white. His Carhartt overalls, yellow with age. But Walter never once doubted his own self-worth. You'll never find another man as good as me--do you hear me Glenda!?!?3yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/DivorcedBirds
He carries this toy mouse around while howling to announce his victorious hunt8yr ⋅ mikenmar ⋅ r/cats
