My wife and I don't like jewelry, so instead of wedding rings, we got wedding tattoos of our favorite dinosaurs2yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
We were watching a livestream and our coasters matched their chairs3yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
After a long day at work, a lapful of fosters makes everything better11mo ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/IllegallySmolCats
Tell us you've never had a conversation with a woman without TELLING us etc etc2yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We're fostering a rescue kitten from a hoarder house. She's finally getting used to people2yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/aww
Shittydrinkporn. Ran out of ice for gin-n-ginger, so used frozen Brussles sprouts in a tea infuser2yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Tim Harris, the only restaurant owner in the US with Down Syndrome, serves breakfast, lunch, and hugs.10yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/pics
The thing about a shark, he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes6yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/funny
After three POS Amazon pepper grinders, I pulled the trigger on a Peugeot. Should have done it years ago.1yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/BuyItForLife
Whenever you feel slightly hopeful about humanity, a gem like this appears!1yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Way back, in the long long ago, we all lived by the birth-givers' laws, but the birth-givers were unfair.7yr ⋅ mike_pants ⋅ r/tumblr
