Only in Texas
I knew that...
My sister brought home this stray dog with no collar. She's very old and has no teeth so her tongue hangs out. I thought reddit might like her :)
Mrs. Frisby! Mrs. Friiisby!
Currently coming off 200mg of vyvanse.
A helpful model for beginners
Never in my life have I read something so idiotic.
Well he's not wrong
Strap on those moon boots 🌙
Stupidity at it's finest
God damnit, Carl....
MRW I see people misusing memes on facebook
Guess the term blowing down has different meanings
When my coworker offers me an adderall for our morning shift
MRW I open the gallon of milk that's been expired for a week
I've always thought this was extremely accurate.
Who else listens to EDM?
Netflix and chill is overrated
What the fuck, Carl?
At the local bar. More places should have this.
My friend has no idea why I think his shoes are so fascinating
Buddy's shoes match these tires
What have I gotten myself into...
Not exactly a stash, but I haven't had a chill night like this in awhile. Really diggin it.
Friend just sent me this... Bologna and a hot dog wrapped in Siracha and cheese.
Great weekend to say the least
When your girl says you're not really with your boys
These conspiracy theories just keep getting better
I was seriously starting to feel pretty insignificant
Productivity at it's finest.
One little capsule... a whole days worth of productivity to the max
Anyone know what kind of mushrooms these are?
My friend arranged her Aunt's asian baby figurines into a gang bang... still waiting for her to notice
I see your Hypnorb, and raise you Cheeseburgers.
I would much rather spend my money on good beer other than a new controller...
My friend just posted this to instagram...
Found my old trading card books and found these two guys. Neither are 1st Edition, but still pretty cool!
So I saw this today.
It's a nice day here in Texas