Only true scholars understand the full canon of the extended universe.3yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/iamverysmart
This is a street name where I live I don't know why but it all way makes me giggle. [FIXED]13yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/funny
Tried to give away a sectional sofa for free, got a whole bunch of guilt in return.5yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
Released an EP on iTunes during high school. Found this review. Decided to go to college. \t13yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/funny
I've decided it's not important *who* I'm going to be this halloween. It's *when*, Doc. 13yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/pics
Absolutely petrified of flying. Got up the nerve yesterday and nearly wept at this view.11yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/pics
Normally, I'm a quiet guy. On New Years Eve, I got extremely drunk and was the life of the party. That night, I was reborn as Tony Vegas. (gif)12yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/funny
This is legitimately the most absurd anti-smoking ad ever. (Sorry for the shitty quality.)13yr ⋅ metropolisprime ⋅ r/WTF