just living the crow life
the best kind of birth control
Together, we can stop them
Holy shit, they have that technology?
Intimate conversation: LEAKED
how NOT to train your cat
I'm calling the cops
which pokemon could you most easily kill with your bare hands?
this is the kinda shit I fantasize about before going to sleep
every village has one
spite is the most powerful force in the universe
Black Panther is rescuing cats
The most powerful words of our time
Falseknees's bird comics are beautiful and hilarious
Trying to find clothes that make sense in the women's section
great. well done.
He's earned this
an appreciator of the arts
I love his work
it's me or the bug, Vanessa
i'm getting called out for being intolerant
Why he lick me
The round faced cat's mystery has been solved!
pour one out for the brains we lost on the way
Gandalf had a better hat and way bigger staff, and that's just the lore
Hannibal in a nutshell
a god among men
don't let nonna hear about this one
I'll still get murdered, but it'll be on my own terms
The Old Republican
infinity war predictions
I need this shirt! ...wait.
That's his legacy now
a rare vision from a different timeline
Meet my level 3 necromancer, Zoloft
Don't let my calm exterior fool you
sacrificed for the greater good
I'd probably just keep replaying the intro
That's just good parenting
they're not rocks, they're minerals!
so how does garfield figure into the genesis story
Haven't you people ever heard of panic at the goddamn disco
the incognito mode is appropriate
mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mm- mmm whatcha say
adults could never be this raw
Not sure if this is better or worse
I need to know the brilliant AI behind these ads
Spy Kids fandom grab your... idk, spy watch or whatever
why are you like this
It's almost winter and I am having trouble keeping my home warm. Any advice?
looks like harry's vague posting about voldemort again
Fresh new conspiracy theory:
interview with a vampire fanfic
What Coke does to your body
Daisy Ridley needs to be stopped, I can't take this anymore
The key to success is a low, low bar
Thus Owl City, in his very flesh, ascended into heaven
Why do we have hands??
damn boss, the good boy detector is going nuts
tumblr ads are of a special brand
take a sip babes 🍵
Disney's leaked release schedule
c r o n c h (TW: apple vore)
it's true, but you shouldn't say it
the only good movie
Changing the fanfiction game forever
When will he be stopped
Where's my hug? -Exodia
damn.... i gotta try this
where do I sign up?
When you get excited about a message only to find this
4 minutes after reblogging this, horses started physically manifesting in my home
commie sluts don't interact
....couple things, Seth
tumblr user has visions from 3018
It's good to have a plan B
RIP Stephen Hawking. What a guy.
Take these pills...... or perish
violins are out, alexa is in
these astrology tumblrs have some fucked up priorities
newest meta-analyses reveal the single best textpost
What It Feels Like To Eat a Jolly Rancher
the posts are getting too real, pull me out
monsterfuckers go home
they only make them that long for the aesthetic
how not to get sniped
I still hear your voice...
need me a freak like that 😩
Body-language tricks to appear more confident
Hold on, let me grab my Jackpack
millennials expire after 30 years
advanced disney memes
Do you take constructive criticism?
it's an intestinal beatdown!
little kids and twentysomethings have that in common
Growing old is wild yall - Mood music for reading this in the comments
I can't believe The Sun isn't writing about this
That doesn't bode well
wikihow teaches you pettiness
do you think he'll get there?
the man in the iron mask
How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That does explain why cowboys float
dun dun dun
right... 6 years old...
damn that's... unfortunate
Mom, Dad, I'm...
I had to read this, so now you have to
I, for one, welcome my buff alien gf
you either knew this girl in 7th grade or you were this girl in 7th grade
this is very true to life
That one's from me, actually
Winona Ryder, 1999
Hm... guess we'll never find out
Some textposts just need illustrations
It's Gud Girl Weekly!
This is so sad -Odysseus
that's nothing a little music can't help
The Hufflepuff House Words
check my privilege
It's not the same you buffoon
see that really doesn't sound like it's from the 50s
Sick burn... I think
That's how they get you
me listening to the beach boys:
Chads, abort mission! They're onto us!
G R A P E = N U T S
the hero we need
The perks of being tall come at a terrible price.
they're just that good