Trump openly calling to use red flag laws to disarm an ideological opponent.5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/progun
Anti-gun protestors saved from sociopathic stabber by gun-carrying hero.10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Lori's Lantern in my left ring slot makes it look like my arrow is shining.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/pathofexile
Went on a ride because it's the first day in weeks it hasn't been raining. The river is quite a fright.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Brave best bro tries to save his buddy from marriage with an insane stranger.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Note from mom gets ex-husband out of tickets. You'll never guess what it says!10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Ex-mormon teaches frisky new girlfriend secret hand shake. To his delight she uses it on him the first time they bone. She was proud of the sacrilege.10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Experienced Range Safety Officer fires an incredulously fast minigun.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
This bike got donated to my local co-op. Simultaneously awesome and horrifying.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Are we having a Libertarian Socialist political ideology Wednesday? Mutualist checking in.5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/liberalgunowners
I picked up a beater to ride while my Fuji is in the shop, and couldn't help but customize it a bit.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/Vintage_bicycles
Who still opposes female conscription? reply: Women, duh. Especially feminists... [+21]13yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/ShitRedditSays
My cat loves this toy my gf made her more than any I've bought. I think it's time to stop buying cat toys.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/aww
I get that narrow flat bars are good for urban riding, but this is just getting ridiculous.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Even if the weather is shit, it doesn't take a lot of work to keep your old bike safe operating well.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Omniscient doctor sets overly-protective mom straight; thousands of redditors approve.10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Last time he was stabbed for being atheist. Chronic victim gets punched by communists during debates.10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Spaghetti carbonara with field roast italian sausage and collards7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/vegetarian
Maybe that's like the black guy of trucks? [+19] wait... so its transporting watermelons??? [+27]13yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/ShitRedditSays
Here is my house in Terraria. It's not really amazing, but I think it's cute.12yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/SRSGaming
New bike day: 1979 Fuji America. According to the serial number it's two months older than me!9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
I told my friend, those French sailor shirts are really trendy right now.10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I realize that my question was not the most nuanced, but this didn't turn out well...12yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/SRSBusiness
Cyclist teaches bike thieves a lesson that will guaranty they will never steal again.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Intimidate: You know, I could just cast paralyze... [+20]13yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/ShitRedditSays
[TW]Punch her in the face for making me have to look up YOLO. Punch her again for being on spring break while I am at home working.13yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/ShitRedditSays
Eve would be a single mom and instead of a snake the devil would have turned into a fat blond white woman who told Adam to eat from the tree that has 16 piece fryin chikkunz buckets growing from it? [+15]13yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/ShitRedditSays
18 year old fights for justice after parents ruin credit history.11yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
