Stella licked my fork when I wasn't looking and now she's hiding from the scary hot sauce2mo ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/velvethippos
Twitter took this as a joke but it just seems like wholesome polyamory content to me2yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/polyamory
Predictable comments on a video titled Best SWORD for modern self defense1yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Thanks, Wish, I always wanted a Titanium steel keel self-defense arms Tactical steel whip Waist chain6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Supporting the 2a means supporting armament against government violence.5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/progun
Planting trees and I'm the only one on the crew that brought a pocket knife today4mo ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/knifeclub
It is said this fruit is 10000 times stronger than chemo... gets called out as pure snake oil8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Stella's ears are a disqualifying fault for her breed standard but I love them (and her)4mo ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/sonarears
First minis painted in over a decade: Clan Hell's Horses Alpha Galaxy Grendel and Epona10mo ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/battletech
LSC survival tactics: taking advantage of the gullible rich6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
One man sentenced to 40 months for $3 billion theft. One man sentenced to 15 years for $100 theft.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Win the War on Christmas with a tactical Christmas stocking.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mallninjashit
Businesses can pay the police in Detroit to provide faster service.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
18.9 million vacant homes, 3.5 million people without homes, and poor people are running out of places to live in the U.S.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/LateStageCapitalism
Yet another not-even-a-tiny-bit-sour gummy disappointment from Warheads1yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/candy
Calling bullshit on the civil war wasn't about slavery with primary documents.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
I was just excited that she was going into the same major as me. I think I missed the first time she wrote eugenics.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/creepyPMs
NY state troopers try to confiscate a III%ers guns, but they back off because he's a secret service military transporter who is legally allowed to kill them.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
How to get your recovered stolen folding bike home when you don't have a car.1yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/foldingbikes
Hiring an attorney or using a public defender is peoples' first mistake. You need a lawyer who is not a bar member.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
Nearly 3600 hours logged on steam and finally got 100% achievements.1yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/EnterTheGungeon
Sometimes getting the Crest to the Altar without getting hit is a real hassle1yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/EnterTheGungeon
I went to a german deli and a candy store on a hunt for new-to-me candies today!1yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/candy
Three years ago, one of my excuses for not going car-free was that I needed it to go grocery shopping.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Ugh I love it. (Guitar made out of guns to avoid being click-baity)5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mallninjashit
These large sugar crystals that formed at the bottom of a home-made flavored syrup that had been sitting for a year.5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Unsafe riding absolutely gets people hurt/killed, but still not at nearly the frequency that unsafe driving does. Reddit, you're letting your anti-bike bias get totally out of hand.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Cars shouldn't be allowed on the road unless they can keep up with me.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
What's left of the bicycles after a driver hit 9 cyclists, killing 5 of them.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/WTF
First time completing Vaal Temple feels like an accomplishment.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/pathofexile
User claims that used motor oil is incredibly carcinogenic. Reddit approves until another user points out that this is bullshit with CDC info.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Auschwitz survivor puts an irrational Jewish woman in her place.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Brave 18 year old fights for justice after parents ruin credit score.11yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
For when you need to assemble an AR15 and chop a fool at the same time.5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mallninjashit
My home defense gun: Kel-Tec SU-16C with Holosun RDS and S&W 500 lumen light.5yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/guns
Man slips and stabs himself while making out with hot doctor wife. Wife shamed forever at work for being a SEX FREAK.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
User decides to message me about a comment I made on /r/creepyPMs11yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/creepyPMs
My school library has volumes of vintage Playboy magazines.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
[Homemade] Crispy fried tofu tacos with ginger slaw and spicy peanut sauce7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/food
Woman almost gets into a fight with a dude over not liking Linkin Park. Entire bar starts chanting Linkin Park in support.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
The ziploc on my bag cheese was so strong it separated from the bag instead of opening.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
First time I've been shooting in over a decade. 24 wide target at 10m with a 9mm hand gun. Definitely need more practice!7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/SocialistRA
Brave Europeans drug nazis for fun pranks then call the cops.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
New saddle day: Brooks C17 Carved. It's like riding on angel farts.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Humble vet pulls a carload of guys out of their car, beats them, and then curbstomps them.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Portabella mushroom sandwich with provolone, basil, tomato and macaroni salad on the side.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/vegetarian
I updated my '79 Fuji America with a 10-speed drivetrain, new components all around, and new paint job.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/Vintage_bicycles
This was not sent to me. I came across it while moderating OKC.11yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/creepyPMs
Gun owner who has stopped bad guys many times assists police in the disarmament of criminals.6yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
If you live in any of the red states, you should slow down or stop doing in-person dates with new people.3yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/OkCupid
When you live in Portland and the sun comes out, you stop making excuses!8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bikecommuting
Group rides, exercise, commuting, shopping, one bike to do it all.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/EveryDayRide
A restaurant not even bolting their shitty bike rack to the ground is inexcusable in my town.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
The Bill Gates Foundation is going to develop a coronavirus vaccine that will cause mass sterilization so only the rich will be able to reproduce.4yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
The green gummi bears in this package are strawberry flavored.9yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Not the longest or fastest ride (def. not fastest jesus) but I'm happy to be getting back into the game after an unusually snowy winter.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/bicycling
Man's genius friend stopped bullies, saved lives, and preserved his rakish wit even to the end.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Lipstick-wearing preteens making a mess of mirrors, but this educator sets them straight.8yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Magic Magazine Accepts and Publishes Submissons Faster than Teacher Grades Work10yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/thatHappened
Home-made English scones with home-made clotted cream, eggs, and vegan bacon.7yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/vegetarian
Reddit: supporting White Power since whatever fucking year it started.11yr ⋅ Metaphoricalsimile ⋅ r/SRSBusiness
