When that friend who doesnt drink finally has a couple shots and says whats been on his mind6yr ⋅ Metamorphism ⋅ r/funny
Didnt spend my last buck on alchohol, my girlfriend didnt leave me, I didnt lose my Job. Stick your pity up your arse. Cheers!6yr ⋅ Metamorphism ⋅ r/drunk
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.6yr ⋅ Metamorphism ⋅ r/funny
Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes, *snap* you're under.14yr ⋅ Metamorphism ⋅ r/trees
