This is a Claymore land mine. Use it to protect your property.

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Judas Priest in perfect headbanging form. 🤘

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Spy vs. Spy

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Will forever laugh at the murals.

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The towel on the shoulder...beautiful tribute for an icon.

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Legend.

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This man knew how to apologize: Okay, fine. I'm sorry if what I wrote, which was perfectly okay, somehow made you feel like it wasn't okay. But you know what? That's on you.

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The world would be a better place if we all had a boot brother.

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Possibly, the coolest tattoo ever.

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A damn good man. Praying he wins PA.

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The resemblance is uncanny

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I still miss the hell out of the Funkman. Comedic genius.

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Even Brent's apology was hilarious; Okay, fine. I'm sorry if what I wrote, which was perfectly okay, somehow made you feel like it wasn't okay. But you know what? That's on you.

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Paperboy (1985) - Wants his $2.00

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It's Chinese for Japan.

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Out of all the demons and bad people on the show, Brent had to be the biggest forking deck of them all.

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It's good to be the king.

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Enrico Pallazzo (1988)

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Blades Of Steel - One of the best.

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Every single time watching, tears start up.

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Years later, still adore the All Knowing Burrito.🫔

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Once in a great while, you just need some Disco Janet to sporadically appear in your life and make you laugh.

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Love how 'ate vegan' gets you less points than, 'never discussed veganism unprompted'.

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We recognize how many poignant quotes TGP gave us, but found this to be the most brilliant of them all.

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Creepshow - one of the best horrors from the 80s.

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It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Mississippi.

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If only this book really existed.

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Quite possibly, the greatest literature ever written.

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I adored the All Knowing Burrito.

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Binged whole series in a week, then depressed when done. Only solution, yet another trip around the neighborhood. Problem solved. See ya in a week or so.....

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Shawn - Funniest demon ever. Marc Evan Jackson nailed this character.

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With Harper staying at first, it's all but officially over for Rhys. Love ya forever, big guy. Forever a Phillie, and this will forever be imprinted in our minds.

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Still one of the greatest jokes ever told.

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Better Off Dead - One of the funniest movies ever.

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Start firing off the quotes.....

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Love that during the Trolley Problem, the spectacular boots make an appearance.

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Trevor's evilness was almost unmatched in the history of the world. Lemon bars....nefarious!!!

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NHL 94 - Countless hours played on this classic.

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The world would be a cooler place, if this was our universal greeting.

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In a perfect world, a shrimp dispenser would really exist.

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Mindy St. Claire Appreciation Post: Man, she loved her coke.

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An act so evil, so vile, so nefarious....only Trevor could do such a thing.

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Mini helmets - insert 25 cents, hope you got your team.

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Yes, we post them to much, but Sierra hugging Saige needed to be shared with the shih-tzu world.

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82 minutes later...............

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If a customer says your coffee is lukewarm, and your tables wobble, fix the problem. Don't be a bitch.

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Breaks garage window with rock. Impeaches Morty. Complete dick about a pen. Trashes Cadillac. Legend.

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The Sisters Of Destruction take a moment of down time, to contemplate their next fiendish activity.

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Perhaps the greatest boss in history. Didn't care about employee errors, and only wanted to goof off all day.

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Still honestly trying to figure out how you receive a lifetime ban from Build-A-Bear.

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An entire house to run free, let's hide under furniture instead. Go figure.

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Hundreds of dollars in quarters spent during teen years. Well worth it.

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Another example of Larry clearly in the right. Go cry elsewhere.

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Random paperboy (1985) - Would kindly like his $2.00

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Blades Of Steel - When you dropped the gloves, you took no prisoners.

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Michael was one cool motherforker. That's the post.

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Thankful this guy is the face of our franchise. Happy Thanksgiving.

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Underrated 80's performance; Richard Dawson as Killian in The Running Man.

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Anyone else taking the day off? Should be a national holiday. TV goes on at 1pm, goes off around 1am.

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Airplane - Debuted in 1980, and haven't found a funnier comedy movie since then.

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Oh no!!! Sierra has figured out how to jump up on the recliner. There goes that area of solitude.

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Airplane: Non-stop jokes, one-liners, background hilarity....still the funniest movie ever made.

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Debuted in 1980. Was a neccessity to chomp on, once you stepped on the diamond.

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Only been a week, and miss the living hell out of baseball.

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Shooter Mcgavin - Consistent golfer, bad attitude.

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Choo-choo.

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This twisted fuck was the disease. Cobra was the cure. 💉💉

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Lies about tennis skills, pimps wife, huge smack talker. Legend.

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The only show that ever made me try to become a better person.

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Imagine if you will...you sit down to watch a ballgame, start eating a sandwich, and here is the results.

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Shawshank Redemption - Top 5 movie ever.

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It started with one of the best opening lines ever, and the journey to the Dark Tower was just as epic. Hell of a six months.

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Beating the Astros last night......

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Eleanor was correct; she is a legit snack. So damn adorable.

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Personally, hoping it becomes a real book one day. Sounded awesome.

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The year didn't end like we wanted, but what an amazing ride. Thank you, 2022 Phillies.

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The sisters of destruction are several days past spaying. Doing good, but it is awful not allowing them to play/jump during recovery period. Puppies want to puppy.

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Snooty fucking prick.

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Darren - His career was tragically cut short, by a capricious and arbitrary decision.

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If you ever start a new job, put this on your desk. You wil quickly find out who the cool people are in the office.

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For Thanksgiving - thankful for having our two kids, and filling our house with endless laughs and love. Let's see everyone else's kids.

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I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes like yourselves

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With all these crazy contracts being handed out, just pointing out that Harper's is an absolute bargain.

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Whenever discussing favorite player ever, #43 is always near the top.

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Hawaiian Sandwiches - English muffin, peanut butter, pineapple, cheese and a cherry. Sounds f'd up, absolutely delicious.

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Sierra - We chose that name, cause in ancient times it meant, 'one who seeks out furniture legs and chews on them.'

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This isn't 'if I fits, I sits'. This is, 'if i can crawl under it, i do'.

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High Anxiety - Should be mentioned when thinking of Mel Brooks' funniest films. Nurse Diesel was such a classic character.

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For only being on air two seasons, Sledge Hammer was one of the best and absolutely hysterical.

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Double Dribble - Hitting that corner three pointer was so sweet.

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Bachelor Party - seen it dozens of times, still freaking hilarious.

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Icon.

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Our girls would like to personally thank whomever invented DOGTV.

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Creepshow - Nothing quite like seeing Leslie Nielsen and Ted Danson together

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Cheers (funniest show ever) cast and their age during debut year (1982)

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Who wants lemon bars??!!

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Sabra - 7/24/09-10/4/22. Thank you for 13 years of love, happiness, and being family. We will always love and cherish you. You have our hearts. ❤️

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Sabra (13) and Skye (13) - Our daughters. Sabra passed 2022, Skye 2019. Will never forget them, always love them, and plan on being reunited.

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If anyone ever asks what our children look like, here is the photo they see:

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The Humungus (1981) - The Warrior of the Wasteland

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As a Phillies fan, this feels right.

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WAAHHHH!!!

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