Saw this on LinkedIn today, and now I have a headache from rolling my eyes.2yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/antiwork
Female peacock visiting my building in WeHo (near Santa Monica/Fairfax). I’ve seen them at Griffith but never this deep in the city.2yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/LosAngeles
When You Have an Egg Hunt at 10 But Need to Be at Your Job as a Bank Teller at 11 (I'm on the left, regrettably)6yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/blunderyears
Until recently, I didn't know my paternal grandfather converted from Judaism to Catholicism to marry my Italian grandma...but apparently my genes did! Having this much Jewish DNA is a BIG surprise.4yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/AncestryDNA
Today is the day I engage OKCupid's hide me from straight people option8yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/actuallesbians
He (this person?) has a beef with pronouns. I didn’t get to ask how he feels about adjectives or verbs.2yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/Tinder
I’ve brought my RHR down by more than 10 bpm in the last six months. Finally hit this important milestone today.4yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/fitbit
My 2019 wagon in her natural habitat: The end of my very muddy driveway5yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/subaruimpreza
Men, I am begging you. Please stop swiping right on everyone. (Or at least unmatch instantly instead of sitting in my inbox.)2yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/Tinder
I had a selfie-fest in honor of my new glasses! (Yes, those are gray hairs, and yes, I'm only 30.)8yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/dykesgonemild
MRW my period shows up the day after I schedule a pap smear FOR THE SECOND MONTH IN A ROW7yr ⋅ messy_mortal ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
