Mermaids are kinky

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I do love your father... but he’s more like a pet to me.

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They don’t know

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Did you know?

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Well that sucks

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2 in gang

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Tbh I thought he died?? Whoops.

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Always there for me 🥲

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That’s why I just lick it clean.

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WHERE IS OMNI-MANnnnnnn n???

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Wha-? Who me? No. Just thinking really hard. Hahaaaa

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Add a title

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Kitty

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I mean I did eat Taco Bell in the 90s so I might have enjoyed some horse meat

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✌️

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A cook on the streets, a chef in the sheets

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This is why we can’t have anything nice

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But everyone in this sub thinks he’s so great for some reason

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Na-Nani?

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