Does anyone else have this model of alarm clock? I can’t seem to find its snooze button1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
Sneak peek at how I’ll bounce on your dick before you creampie me2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/BreedingMaterial
Whenever I come home after being gone for a few hours he has to lay or sit on me as if to try to prevent me from leaving again 😹1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
On the rare occasions I go out for a night, I get judged and scorned by my orange boy. “Where have you been? What was more important than my evening lap nap?”1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
These pjs are comfy to sleep in but now that we’re awake they’re kind of just in the way...2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/BreedingMaterial
Freshly shaved! Could you use your tongue to check if it’s smooth enough?1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/RealGirls
He forced me to get up at 4:30am just so I could point at his food bowl to show him it was still half full2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/cats
It’s Rickety Rick’s second gotcha day! These past two years as his retirement home have been the best. He’s somewhere around 18 years old1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/seniorkitties
He found out I went to the pet store and didn’t get him a new toy, I think I’m in danger1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/cats
Happy New Year! Sorry I’ve been so quiet on here🙈 I promise I’m still around!3mo ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/u_melthewhale
So, I adopted my first cat😸 He’s a senior with arthritis, kidney disease, and bad teeth, but he’s the absolute sweetest boy; it was love at first sight😻 He’s only been here for an hour, but he seems to be settling into his retirement home nicely🥰3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/cats
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The rare occasion I go out for the night I come home to Ricky (16 - 18)... “where have you been? :(“1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/seniorkitties
“Please never leave again!” Buddy I was only gone for a couple hours😹1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/cathostage
This is what I send you to get you excited for our date! Would it work?1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/RealGirls
First day it’s been real fall weather so now I guess my seasonal job as a heated seat begins 😹1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/cathostage
I survived my first ever Brazilian🫣🥳😂 p.s. please ignore the background mess, I’m in the middle of completely reorganizing my place😅🤡7mo ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/u_melthewhale
Well, I guess no knitting tonight. I think he’s protesting my hands doing anything other than petting him😹2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/cathostage
It seems impossible for me to get engagement in any subreddits these days... so I guess I’ll just post here instead 😋2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/u_melthewhale
Cant hurt to have some Fun & Games on a Monday! DDH Hazy IPA - notes of citrus & pine and a luscious mouthfeel 🍻3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
No makeup, bush, and chipped nail polish, I hope you guys like it natural!2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/PLASTT
I was planning on starting to post in r/plastt again soon but they have banned all sellers🥲 so here’s one of my favourite plastt’s I’ve done!🥰 RIP r/plastt 🪦1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/u_melthewhale
Apparently having food poisoning does NOT excuse me from getting him his dinner right on time1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/OneOrangeBraincell
I’m getting my first vaccine dose today!🥳🥳🥳 pumped up and celebrating with this Raspberry Golden Sour🤤3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
Trying to survive this sunburn with cold showers & crowlers🍻 This is Low Vis, Hazy Galaxy IPA; smooth with notes of passion fruit and citrus, and slightly earthy! Cheers🍻3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
It’s the sunniest day we’ve had so far and my friend’s birthday! Getting ready to celebrate on a patio🥳 right now I’m sipping on a Tiger Shark pale ale by Phillips; the perfect light but hoppy beer for a hot shower🍻2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
Well after two long years, I finally got to go to a show again! Unsurprisingly I’m pretty hungover today😅 A cold shower and a 6.5% ESB should do the trick🍻 cheers!2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
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Staff Party wheat ale w/ mango & peach by Steel & Oak! Summer is almost here!🥳☀️🍻2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
I can’t pass up all the fruity beers this time of year! Raspberry IPA by North Point Brewing; perfect hint of sweetness but I wish it was a bit hoppier🍻2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
I got new panties! Are you pulling them to the side or ripping them off me? 😇1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/u_melthewhale
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Yesterday was my birthday!🥳👻 I’ve never been a big fan of my birthday BUT I am a big fan of Halloween, so today I’m curing some hangover & Monday blues with a bath beer & some cheesy Halloween classics (The Addams Family is up first!)🍻2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
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Can’t believe I haven’t bathed since last year🥴 (first dad joke of the year🤡)3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
And cottage time may now commence! Starting it off right with Ball’s Falls session ipa by Bench Brewing🍻 you may now leave your favourite balls joke in the comments😂2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
Sundays are for leisure, like having a bath and drinking a 9.2% beer at 3pm😂3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
I got a new tattoo! Now I really am a whale🐋 Celebrating with a classic Pilsner by Hoyne! Always a good fall back beer🍻2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
I signed a lease today🥳 (Friends in High Places by Moon Under Water brewery)3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
Play with my boobs before you rip my panties off? 😇 (pssst don’t forget you can get three free months on my onlyfans right now! 6 months for 50% off🥰😈)1yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/u_melthewhale
No better way to unwind😋 Beer is “this pilsner is a lager” by another beer co.🍻3yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
A tough Monday needs a strong but tasty shower beer🍻 This is Big Melon Little Berries by Dead Frog! A watermelon & blackberry imperial Pilsner😱 10/10 on the taste👍 7.5%2yr ⋅ melthewhale ⋅ r/showerbeer
