Everyone knows the moon isn't real.

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A valentine from the Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home.

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I was craving tostitos queso but had nothing to dip in it. So I warmed up some canned yellow beans and poured it on. It actually tastes good.

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Spotted on a bottle of sparkling Rose after I'd already split the bottle with a friend. Buyer beware :o

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