I downloaded a mod so I didn’t have to play favorites

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I’m 25 years old, and if I don’t talk to her every day she does this.

4yr ⋅

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I think she likes me

2yr ⋅

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So... how quickly do you guys have to answer texts before you get yelled at?

2yr ⋅

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They’re holding hands, just too cute

2yr ⋅

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“Can I just get an obscene amount of pickles?” She didn’t even put them on the burger, just gave me this.

3yr ⋅

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“Lots of pickles, please”

3yr ⋅

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She’s not a real gamer. Look! She’s holding the controller upside down! Smh

2yr ⋅

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3 years old vs. 13 so much more gray

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MY PUMPKINS

4yr ⋅

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My Stardew Buddy

4yr ⋅

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My sister and I discussing how I tell our insane mother I’m not coming home for Christmas. (Yes, I am the favorite, she told us every day growing up)

3yr ⋅

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An album on my phone titled “that Chevy cruise at work who parks like an ass” it grows

2yr ⋅

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I don’t need to know how much energy I have, it’s fine

4yr ⋅

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Look what I found for $10 at a thrift store

4yr ⋅

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Yeah, but I don’t want to be though

3yr ⋅

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She’s 13 now, but sure doesn’t act it

4yr ⋅

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My collection, it grows

2yr ⋅

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I have an album on my phone dedicated to a coworker, each one a different day

3yr ⋅

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What’s a good way to exercise an arthritic chonker?

2yr ⋅

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I switched birth control and my hair started falling out (among other things) and the lady at Great Clips is a hair wizard

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Sheila! That sounds great, thank you

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Cat.

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Do these look good with my ear shape?

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I FINALLY FOUND A SECOND ONE. Twinning in the best way

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Is that allowed? Is this cannibalism?

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I’m not good at underwater fighting, so I’m gonna see what happens when I drop an inventory full of axolotls on an underwater temple

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