Apparently he's done this more than once...
Easiest fifty bucks I ever made!
My cat was always a cruel, ruthless and bloodthirsty motherfucker.
I'm pretty good at improvising myself out of embarrassing situations.
Mixing it with saliva didn't make it any tastier!
She went back to crosswords after this incident.
I think my little sister might be a lesbian...
Aaah, that sweet childhood innocence...
Sometimes, just sometimes, my brain isn't a scumbag.
I didn´t even know girls did that...
Kneel before your King!
The day when I set myself on fire.
I tend to get obsessed over the silliest things.
How I lost weight in 0 simple steps!
*Literally* lost my shit at a .
An amusement park worker yelled at me because I threw up in a trash can...
I'm terribly sorry, I don't speak caveman language.
Ghost hits are fun.
I love my little sister more than anything in the world.
I couldn't help it, her bum was too magnificent!
She refuses to say my name... but I don't care!
Don't talk shit about my gloves, bitch!
The sad, lonely clown...
...and then I ate five cones.
After smoking almost every day for a month, this is how I feel on the first day on my tolerance break.
One of the many reasons why I hated my stepmother.
The rage of a four-year-old. (One of my first memories)
I built this for 4/20, what do you guys think? I think its pretty... cool.
Damn you Jägermeister, damn you...
I'm REALLY looking forward to growing old.
Donald, chill the fuck out, you're tripping balls!
How my beer sampling night went down.
Out of all the days of the year, why did it have to be TODAY?
I was messing around with the  guy rage face, and... THIS happened.
My last bowl before my month-long tolerance break. Wish me luck!
I caught myself thinking this today. (Introducing Gentleman Problems!)
She screamed, started throwing stuff at me and called me a pervert.
It was a lot easier than tidying it up.
Study this picture closely and guess what country I´m from!
Wierd shit my friends say.
Don't let those little fuckers in the house!
My back still hurts... (Gentleman Problems)