My cat was always a cruel, ruthless and bloodthirsty motherfucker.11yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
I'm pretty good at improvising myself out of embarrassing situations.12yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
An amusement park worker yelled at me because I threw up in a trash can...11yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
After smoking almost every day for a month, this is how I feel on the first day on my tolerance break.13yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/trees
I built this for 4/20, what do you guys think? I think its pretty... cool.13yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/trees
Out of all the days of the year, why did it have to be TODAY?12yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu
I caught myself thinking this today. (Introducing Gentleman Problems!)11yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
She screamed, started throwing stuff at me and called me a pervert.11yr ⋅ Megaverner ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
