I did a double-take after I saw some girl take a swig of a load of bread

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My mother is a monster: 1/3 fruit jelly beans, 1/3 mint jelly beans, 1/3 peanut butter cup eggs. WHY?

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Look who I found showing off her pearly whites.

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My grandpa served in WWII. He was not much of a wordsmith when sending updates to his parents back home.

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My dad bought a new candle. He's amused.

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My grandma passed away two days ago and my mom is a wreck. Could anyone help colorize this picture? It's my grandma and gramps on their wedding day. It will go a long way during a tough week.

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Oh Woody...

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Biggest lie of my childhood - this can be used to link two Gameboys.

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My grandma just survived surgery that almost resulted in her death. This is what she has to say to her weak ass heart.

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Dr. Cox on SOPA - he knew before any of us!

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I think my biochem professor has a son who lives in NYC as a comedian.

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I walked into my patient's room to perform a digital rectal exam and the patient handed me this and says, I already have a sample ready for you.

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The most frequently broken rule in real life

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[S5E12] I think they caught on to our sub.

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This was the best I could do using only news paper. I thought r/gaming might like it. Fus. Roh. Dah.

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My sister's boyfriend just uploaded a picture to Facebook. Sorry, Mitch. You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.

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E is not the breast option.

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My friend posted this set up he found in a restroom. BattleShits engage!

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Trying to find something funny when you realize it's your cake day at 10pm.

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Adventure Time with Calvin and Hobbes! [x-post from r/adventuretime

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Someone's looking for upvotes.

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Invader Time!

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My dyslexia made me think this child's book was not so child friendly.

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I guess duct tape can fix anything

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Should I...should I open these?

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This guy is also floating around Adams Morgan.

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If Dr. Beardface exists, then he works at my hospital.

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Here's some hot fanart I found of the fire starters.

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I think this marine just realized who's under the umbrella he's holding.

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This is not amazing, but I feel like I won the World Series of parallel parking.

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She tired herself out chewing.

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I pool I would not mind doing a workout in.

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The Janitor was RIGHT! [x-post from F7U12]

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A new way to upgrade your selfies.

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All of r/gaming the past 72 hours.

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Never using surf AGAIN. NOPE. Not with that guy lurking in the waters.

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I found GGG selling her smile for Sonix! (x-post from /r/funny)

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Take lessons Tosh.0 and FunnyJunk. Buzzfeed knows how to do it.

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My mom asked me to grab eye shadow when I went to the mall. I had to call and ask her which color she wanted. Is she more of an orgasm or a deep throat?

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See this handsome boy right here? THIS is our future. Noble. Brave. Dependable. We have a chance to get him now, I say we try our luck.

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I bought my first pack in 10 years. Eevolutions. Eevolutions everywhere.

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Slow-down-BRO

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An old-fashioned movie theater turned into a CVS

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This popped up on my Facebook feed.

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I also got caught trying to take a picture of someone eating

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I googled, If you know what I mean. The results were better than expected.

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I was driving past OccupyDC the other night...This is how you troll.

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My roommate texted me this picture saying, we finally got them.

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Guys, I think the answer may be D. It explains everything.

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I did a pretty serious double take when I came across this.

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PSA: Don't start the Dallas punt returners.

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Oh the things we see during the Cherry Blossoms.

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Just when I thought I had a handle on life, I get this little Sunday curveball.

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Finn and Jake meet Legend of Zelda

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This is the most fucked up group of gnomes I've ever seen.

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My grandma walked into Christmas all bundled up. 100% Yoda.

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My buddy uploaded this picture from the wedding party that he was in. Unbelievable amounts of win. [FB]

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I like tortellini because it looks like I'm eating mini Millennium Falcons.

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I was trying to get myself a picture of Anne Hathaway's boobs after watching DKR, so I googled her name. Erection gone.

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Just trying to find some cool concept art of my favorite starter when out of no where...

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My drink mix has a specific time for when it will expire.

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Someone in my class is from THE INTERNET.

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The intelligence of the people at my school is unmatched.

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I was driving past the OccupyDC camp last night...This is how you troll [x-post from washingtondc]

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I submitted my one page Capstone abstract to the Math department today.

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I'm at a party full of hipsters. Although immediately skeptical, I saw this and now approve.

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This is the reason for 9 out of 10 of my blackouts.

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Nice try, Hulu.

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MUFASA!?

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This son of a bitch would not stop staring at me.

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Well that's specific.

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We have a 12/12/12 status winner, ladies and gentlemen. [FB]

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The bandsaw of the gods.

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This is how I feel after I try to submit something to Reddit.

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Charizard is..super effective against Blastoise?! More GenghisKrahn Zombiemon fanart!

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Here. This this where it will begin. This is what needs to be destroyed.

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After being fired from his school bus job, Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his Ice Road Trucking job.

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