I don't think Bob won legally. I can't believe a convicted felon would get so many votes and another convicted felon would get so few.8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie. And, please, God, kill Sideshow Bob.8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't get it. Straight A's, perfect attendance, bathroom timer- I should be the most popular girl in school!9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you get bored, here's a MASH coloring book. Here's a good one: Hawkeye's antics irritate the other surgeons. *Chuckles*9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And then today at lunch, Lenny and I went to the park and rented a rowboat. Carl sketched us from the bank.9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This is the biggest frame-up since OJ! Wait a minute. Blood in the Bronco, the cuts on his hands... Those Jay Leno monologues? Oh my God, he did it!8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
He was taking a bite and his jaw locked. Hey, look: I can fit my entire fist in it!9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I think you're a little young to be investigating an attempted murder. Why don't you try to solve the mystery of who put that mud in the freezer?9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code section 618A: Wanton Destruction of Precious Antique Cans. She was ordered to pay fifty cents to replace the cans, and $2000 in punitive damages and mental anguish.8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But Marge, it works on any Ayatollah! Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi... Even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmara and his cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power!8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So many horses. I don't know who to vote for. Can't I just bet that all the horses will have a fun time?7yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this base and all we have found is porno, porno, PORNO!9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, it's always something, isn't it? First I have to drive your pregnant mother to the hospital so she can give birth to you, and now this!7yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
...and so the tiny aorta fairies will take Mr. Leg Vein on a long trip to marry to Ms. Left Ventricle.9yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Was having a terrible day, then U2's Pride came on the radio. Perked up immediately.8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now with my new H.M.O., I can provide every medical service you'll ever need under one roof. You do have insurance, don't you?8yr ⋅ medicus_au ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
