My oldest asked for sushi as a reward for getting straight A’s all year

4yr ⋅ ⋅

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Playdoh is now banned in this house

5yr ⋅

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Thanksgiving should be interesting with my Omni family 🙄

5yr ⋅

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Found on the Staten Island Ferry ❤️

5yr ⋅

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Want some cake?

6yr ⋅

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Rizzo isn’t doing too hot

4yr ⋅

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Merry Christmas 🥰

5yr ⋅

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Just a little guy trying to catch some sleep.

5yr ⋅

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Why is Wag making it ‘featured’ when the price is normal?

4yr ⋅

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Whoever ends up picking up Mishka and Pablo in Tampa. Warning. Mishka bites.

4yr ⋅

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Diva is in boxes tomorrow. Please come and take this horrible shit off my island. Enjoy her snootiness and dumb house. She was a starter and I’ve been hitting her with my net and giving her boxes daily.

4yr ⋅

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You don’t say?

6yr ⋅

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