HIFW I'm chained to the pump 24/7 (EPing) and I finally text my husband for help5yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
The bigger we get the fewer stores work for us??? OPPRESSION. Bonus - vanity sizing isn't real anymore!8yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/fatlogic
Mayor Schaefer of Baltimore in the Seal Pool at the Natl Aquarium - 198110yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
CICO Doesn't Work Because It Only Works When You Do It MMMMMMMKAY?9yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/fatlogic
When you're not having your period, but you poop hard enough that that little bit of uterine blood comes out and it gives u a scare8yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I realize I'm not just planning a wedding, I'm planning a bachelorette party, a bridal shower, a ceremony, a reception, a honeymoon, etc, all while working 2 jobs and taking care of everything at home, oh and my dad has cancer now8yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
On one hand, wedding planning has made me miserable, on the other hand, we just registered for CAT STROLLERS8yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Fiance and I Met Through a LARP in the Long, Long Ago. The joke I want to make after getting the dress, but can't on fb because it's so dumb9yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW it's taking me 3 hours to drive to work in the snow, and I can feel my period bleed through my pad10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hairstylist cut off wayyyyyyyyyyy too much of my hair and I wanted it long for the wedding, wahhhhhhhhhh8yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Tony Posnanski, of DWF's Tony Posnanski Should Stop Lying About Fat People, speaks up9yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/RagenChastain
HIFW my fiance goes out gaming 3 nights a week and I can do anything I want, uninterrupted, and then he's back in time for snuggles and nuh nights10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF Reading about how it's not realistic to try to have a 4 hour reception, incl cocktail hour, but that's all we can do - and also that Friday weddings are the devil, but I love that ours is a Friday night for a million reasons9yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
There's a giant pirate ship jungle gym next to my venue. My mom is trying to make a literal wall to block it from view. MRW my fiance says but then how will our friends see the pirate ship?10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
Introducing Private Pickle and Squeeze - the most suggestive Heinz ad campaign ever10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/Military
Seen at a conference - for the paramilitary woman on the go10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Had a full meltdown because I committed to going to a Bridal Expo with my NMom yesterday, but I survived!10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MFW Google Drive Just Isn't Helping Me Stay Organized - I Need a Binder Thing - Plz to Tell Me Which One To Get10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW my fiance tells me that I'll be in charge of all the money and budgets - yessssssssssss10yr ⋅ me_gusta_purrito ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
