Wut

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I'll take dog butt, please

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1986 in Texas, complete with pinch- rolled jeans and hi-top Reeboks

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Oh hell naw

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Now a day's

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This Bic

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At the dentist today...

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It's happening!!

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Would you like a happy ending?

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Chance the Dog

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Fuck you, I'm a snowshark!

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I like my steak passed through a warm room

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A shark. In a catsuit. On a Roomba.

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Sooner or later

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Whispy black clouds during sunset

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Happy Halloweed!

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Tapioca Plant

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Emoji lesson

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This is my niece, y'all

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Title not needed.

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Fuck you, I'm a blunt!

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Fuck you, I'm a cloud!

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Lick the crotch

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Fuck you, I'm a cat on a roomba!

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Suck my dick, I'm a shark!!

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I had vomit for breakfast

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Fall, is that you?

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1973, whew!

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You sit on a throne of lies!

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Belly ring pocket knife

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Fuck you, I have human teeth!

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I drive around the block a few times...

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I'm melting!

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Those are crows, not leaves!

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Fuck you, I'm a blunt! Part 2

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Slap me in the face

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One continuous line, by /u/lunchboxdell234

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Pizza has destroyed my life.

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Bob Ross before the 'fro

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He wants an optimist...

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Not as good, but it'll do.

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Tuna & cheddar melts.

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Pink Painting

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Chameleon is 2 painted ladies.

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I feel like a silly fangirl!

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I've only been able to get Sativa blends for months now.

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Go home fortune cookie, you're drunk.

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