Just when I’m thinking my bi-ness might have been in my head, I see a girl in The Happy Givers NPO add and think, “boy she’s hot!” Thought I should share:

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Bitmoji is the real MVP.

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My first experience with biphobia/bi-erasure. 😐🙄😑

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Guys this is from almost a year ago... I wanna go short short again! 😫

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When I start to wonder if I’m going hypo/manic:

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I could cry my eyes out because of work... or I could smoke this jay in the shower and hotbox myself back to sanity. Guess which one this entwive chose??

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Showing some pride at work with some home made paper flags. I wonder if anyone will notice? 🤷‍♀️

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An integral part of Wake & Bake. The wake.

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Me right now. (Art if you can call it that.)

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Stole this from r/wholesomememes and had to post.

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Me looking for my sanity while hypo.

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Mariguanas. Never once kids:

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He looks like a LBGTQ+ dog superhero! 😍😍

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Today marks 5 years since I first got this little ball of sass. 😻❤️

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Keif bowl and puppers! {7]

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My current therapist:

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Me calling in today, and not going to work. 😇😈

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I just hit baby pan in my elf HD Perfect Finish powder and have some pretty substantial pan-ige in my elf Mad for Matte pallet.

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Old Selfie with My Kitty

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All these pills and still not one can cure my broken heart. My husband is divorcing me.

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My tiny lil grumpy baby. ❤️ do not disturb.

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I’m pretty proud of this finished chap stick. I scraped out as much as I could. It’s dead as a door nail-as through as a true pan. 😌🙌

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This looked like fun, so I thought I’d give it a go.

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Dealing with some interpersonal relationship ish. It’s stressing me the heck out. Thought I’d try this out!

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Got my hairs did today! I just wanted to share somewhere. ☺️🤷‍♀️💇🏼‍♀️

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How I felt when I told my husband I was self harming. (He told me I was selfish.)

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Lol why am I a monster??? 😂😂

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I woke up and was finally not in a pit of hell mentally! Feeling good!

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Why not Karate Panda?

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Saw this on r/getmotivated and figured it was pretty relevant for us.

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I’m loosing this beautiful angel because my (ex)husband is divorcing me. I will be better off without him, but I loved this baby. He doesn’t deserve her. She comforted me when I was weeping and he was on the phone or playing video games. Great Danes are such angels. I will never forget my baby Storm

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Here’s to playing hookie, fellow ents! Sorry, boss. I’ll be back to work tomorrow. 🙈

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F25 & M35. Spring break is over. 😭😭😭 That was an amazing week baby. Can’t wait to marry you in June! 👰🤵

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My Friday night. 💙💨💨

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(One more!) Oh Hugh Jackman. 😱🙈

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When you’re not out, but you wanna represent, so you just do your damndest to be as fabulous as possible. 💖💜💙 🌈

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See? Not a unicorn. 🦄🙅🏼‍♀️

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Best buds.

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Used up all my moisturizer.

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They canned me today. For not doing *someone else’s* job on time. I’m devastated. I was there 4 years, and that’s the thanks I get???? Here’s my pick me up pack. All it’s missing is chocolate. Here’s to new beginnings, eh?

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r/PrettyGirls had a pretty lethargic response to Brittenelle. I think she’s damn sexy. Opinions?

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At work. Feel like 💩. And just dropped a printer tray full of paper on my toe. But Snapchat is sure lit, amiright?

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Recently got a trim and a color after growing my hair out from pixie length to bob length. Feelin 🔥!

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Pretty girl, Storm, really doesn’t understand the issue. It’s HER pillow! 🤷‍♀️

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Got what my hubby calls a triathlon going on tonight!

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It’s Self-Pos Sunday on r/trees , so I thought I could post my setup here with you ladies! 😁 bong + coffee = bliss. 😍 and the hubbs is playing video games. ☺️

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Can’t wait to dive into this book! As a bi woman of faith, this is so important to me.

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Hubby is fishing in a stream in Pueblo CO. I’m at a 8.7. CO bud is 🔥 🔥 🔥

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Fuck me, gd it! Just a little pro tip, Apple, not everything needs glass! And I hate your remote if you can’t tell..

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Say hello to the woman who helped me realize I’m bi: Brittenelle (from Instagram)

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Top knot and dark roots.

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Me likey de Wars of Star.

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Feelin bad cause I had a bad day. Fuck this day in particular. 📆 🖕Commiserate with me sister and brother ents! Tell me a joke or take a toke. Either way, we have each other, right? Toke on! 🌲 🔥 💨

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Just a little doodle for all you house plants out there. 🌱🌵

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My 2018 mood tracker. Here’s January (or at least half. I started my bujo the 18th).

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No makeup | Office Candace:

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Bean and bud. Any other late night coffee drinkers?

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Good ole biphobia! “Color me surprise” too...

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Bout ta go to the park in TX. Thanks, CO! 🌲 🔥 💨

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That moment just before grinding. {7]

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After work toke. We bankers turn up! 😜

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My kinda spa day. ☺️💨 🌲

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My treat after CVS let me know my meds now cost $900 until my deductible is met. Hoorah.

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Yelled to my husband, “okay how do we do this-how do we read”. 😂😂😂 I’m high. [8}

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First ever time bomb! Excuse the dirty bong. 🤷‍♀️

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The various masks I’ll be wearing today. (Hypo/depressed)

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Ready for action!

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Happy weekend everybody! 300mg Lithium 20mg Latuda

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This pose gives my knee hell! (The right knee that is on the mat.) Will it ever get better? (Not me; screenshot of yoga with adriene video I’ve been following).

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Munchies I just HAD to share with y’all. Homemade fried fish, frozen French fries, and cheese coleslaw. Southern cooken at its best! {7]

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Here’s to hoping this will help the ringing in my ears after a Tuesday night concert. The sound was so trash. No ragrets? (Also bonus doggo/cow.) 🐶🐄

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Such a pretty little lamb for the slaughter. (King Louis XIII)

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My “view” tonight. 😂 Reincarnated on Netflix. [7.5}

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😍😍😍

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It’s Christmas! 😍

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Quickly becoming a fave. 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

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Hey ents! Check out this mental health app!

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Wake and bake-my favorite part of Saturdays!

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My high creation [5]: spinach, cherry tomatoes, and feta cheese omelette. Yum town.

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By far the worst high snacks I’ve ever had. Tasted like fish scales, which is so much worse at an [8}. (But the dog loves them! 😂)

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My Wednesday. ☺️ 🌲 💨 💨

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I’m having a great day! 🌞 🎊 Wreck my shit, ladies and gents.

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C for Candace? (And bonus doggo. 🐶❤️)

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From 🔥 to 🤤

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Since memes are ok now:

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Hello! 👋

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Gorilla Glue. Yum yum! 😋

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Garden of the Gods CO

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Part one of artwork I forgot that I drew when I was recovering from my first manic episode and diagnosis of bipolar type 1 with psychotic features. I’m now completely stable and thriving. It’s great to look back, and I’m pretty proud of these!

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Painted my nails high! Phew that was fun! {8]

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My stoner realization: (HAPPY 420! Wubba lubba dub dub!!!!)

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Weed and munchies [7}

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What do you guys think? 🤤

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