The cap is a shield to protect mere mortals from the POWER of his masculinity.1wk ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ToiletPaperUSA
Harassing children going to Disney World to prevent persecution.2yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
Superbowl MVP Patrick Mahomes has pretty much CONSTANTLY been wearing the belt the WWE provided since winning the game. He quoted Austin at the championship parade.1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/SquaredCircle
First, they came for the corrupt former presidents who shared classified documents...1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
With Kelce freaking out fundies by showing masculine strength and compassion are not incompatible... allow me to introduce CODY RHODES, the soon to be WWE Champion at the biggest Wrestlemania ever. Here he is celebrating a win with a trans fan this week in Fresno.2mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
The real issue here is that Supreme Court Justices may FEEL threatened because they're denying women basic rights.2yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
Lauren Boebert oppressed by black people existing (again).1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
100% correct. 17 game season and playoff expansion have hurt the product.2yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/KansasCityChiefs
Google Trends reveals Katie Britt helped America discover the fundie baby voice.1mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/FundieSnarkUncensored
I'm not sure he actually said this, but if so... yeesh...2mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ForwardsFromKlandma
This person chose to die for Donald Trump(!) by attacking FBI agents with a nail gun(!!!).1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
Student loan forgiveness has taken away our racist log ride!1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
Grandma doesn't remember how Gameboys and comic books before were also ruining the youth.10mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
The inspiring true story of an oppressed white man who rescues a woman from feminism with his Trump cock.2yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Persecutionfetish
Felix Anudike-Uzomah is a fan of Disney's Tarzan which is a plus no one discussed on draft day.1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/KansasCityChiefs
I'm glad E.T. [Universal Orlando] was never removed. With the movie turning 40 and 80's nostalgia all the rage, Universal has a wonderful, classic, evergreen attraction.1yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/rollercoasters
Voting in 2024 VALIDATES the 2020 fraud. PATRIOTS! Don't do it! #ReinstateNotRe-Elect #RepublicNotDemocracy1mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
TIL You could build your own flume ride by catalog back in the day. [other]8mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/rollercoasters
TIL There were children's horror novels based on The Beast [Kings Island].5mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/rollercoasters
One my favorite 2019 memories: an injured Mahomes rushing to hug Butker after a game winng FG... and Butker running away to prevent hurting him.4yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/KansasCityChiefs
Trump is defeating the SCAM OF EARLY VOTING and the WORTHLESS RINOS! #VoteByMailIsVoteByFail!!!!!!2mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
TIL: Mitchell Schwartz got the highest PFF grade of any player in history.4yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/KansasCityChiefs
Most pro-life president EVER! #NationalBanNow #AllLivesMatter #NoExceptions2mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
Disney apparently hates money because many of us NEED a plush of this guy.2yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/GotG
President Trump Declares GA Runoff ILLEGAL AND INVALID! Libs AND RNC Shills Are Losing Their Minds! #BoycottGeorgia!!!3yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
Amazon.com is selling Nazi dress-up shirts. Let them know what you think about that.6yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/beholdthemasterrace
Lost in the craziness of the last week... GOP turnout in the Georgia runoff was WAY DOWN.3yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
This is probably the most ridiculous and awesome shirt I have ever bought.4yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/KansasCityChiefs
VOTE BY MAIL IS VOTE BY FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! The votes are being SWICHED if u do!!!!9mo ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/ParlerTrick
For all the people whining about Cuphead's difficulty, Cranky Kong tweeted the correct response in 2014...6yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Cuphead
Was playing The Origami King today... when UnexpectedMetroid happened.4yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/Metroid
Totally Just Shit My Pants - Paperback Paradise is a cultural treasure.5yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/baseball
Your lady wants to spice thing up. Time to bring out the secret weapon!3yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
A scene on a certain show Sunday night made me miss the original incarnation of this classic...5yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/rollercoasters
FWD: Fwd: re: May not be political cirrect but real funny anyways!5yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
Amazon, there are some things you probably don't want on a baby registry.8yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/funny
FWD: FWD RE: I'm worried about all your tattoos and the boyfriends, sweaty.6yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
As angry as we are about the Chiefs now, 47 years ago it was worse. Much, much worse.5yr ⋅ MC_Fap_Commander ⋅ r/KansasCityChiefs
