Shes just holding him,bc she wont let him go until she gets hers.10yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Nice try, bitch. :turns lights off: There, i saved 50$ -My Bf9yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
HIFW My BF tries to get out of watching a girly movie with me by distracting me with sex10yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That way I can annoy you forever I cant fucking believe I said this.10yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guy brings his birds to this pizza place every once in a while. It was our first meeting them. The bird fell in love with my kid. I think the feeling is mutual.8yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/aww
The thought that whoever sent this email is really sad and lonely and needed to share this is funny.8yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/funny
I always either make too much or not enough...this feels amazing.10yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My mother was a genuine, traditional hippie...i'd say this when she would say something about real vs. Fake hippies....9yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/funny
I just so happened to check his acct. I'm the gf...and then i laughed at the upvotes.10yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/funny
Im trying to find a foundation that transitions when i tan, and a lip tar that is a mauve-y matte...maybe any tips for my eyes as well? Help me out, ladies!10yr ⋅ MayDayBayBay ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
