Imagine being Philip Schrute. Grow up to watch a documentary wherein the man you thought was your father at birth was having an affair with your godfather, and your actual father was a man your mother was having an affair with while married to your supposed father.5yr ⋅ maybeAturtle ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
This is not my OC but my friend sent it to me and I liked it very much. I scrolled and didn’t see it on hot from today, so apologies if it’s repost.4yr ⋅ maybeAturtle ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
I know this is comically late, but I randomly thought of Bill’s GoT’s takes endlessly exasperating Mallory3yr ⋅ maybeAturtle ⋅ r/billsimmons
Was out of the country for 6 months and left my car in my grandpa’s barn. He’d start it a few times a week/drive down the road occasionally. Just got my oil changed and they found this mess in my air cabin filter.4yr ⋅ maybeAturtle ⋅ r/Justrolledintotheshop
Can’t go anywhere with my nephew because people mistake him for Vin Diesel4yr ⋅ maybeAturtle ⋅ r/funny
