dad went to a baseball game with work partners, and knew when he bought the tickets that he had to go to meet the teacher night for my 8yo brother. he pulls up in the car and honks for my mom and i to get in. later i confront him and he tells ME to stop. he does this all the time and never changes.1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/insaneparents
women denies me sex so i must record it and use it against her!1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
got these car stickers at my favourite local crystal type store and my dad won’t let me put them on my car because they’re “political” and “offensive” :( it’s literally a spoof on a lotr quote and a calendar with a skull :’(1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/WitchesVsPatriarchy
i butt dialled my mom and meant to text her “oops, butt dial”, but siri had other ideas...3yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/SiriFail
the assignment was to make a political cartoon about the monroe doctrine. thought y’all would appreciate mine.7mo ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/BeavisAndButthead
my absolute favourite casette, only thing i listen to while driving.1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/BeavisAndButthead
thrown together last minute with things i already had in my closet. what do we think?6mo ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/daria
what does this mean i have no idea i’m gonna lose it!! dart monkeys without enhanced eyesight??3yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/explainitpeter
when i was 10 i was obsessed with setting the timer and flash on my old nikon, going in a pitch black room, and jumping on the bed. notice the terrible bangs too.1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/blunderyears
i did some math and estimated my little guys birthday is april 2nd. it’s coming up and i want to do something special for his first birthday! does anybody have any recipes or ways to make a little cake for my boy?2yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/hamsters
remember the time i got banned from trishyland <3 (i said that as bad as trisha may be, that’s not a reason/excuse to bodyshame her)1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/snarkingonthesnarkers
well i did it. i got my nose pierced. and it wasn’t actually that bad!2yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/teenagers
what are these pink things on top of this cactus? are they edible? can i grow another cactus from them?1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/whatsthisplant
any clue what bird this is? my neighbour sent it to me (eastern missouri) he says marbled godwit and i say female ruby thrusted hummingbird, but neither seem quite right and i have no idea how big it is1yr ⋅ maya_loves_cows ⋅ r/whatisthisbird
