After getting fired for defending Pam, Brian changed his name to Russ, moved to California, and became a billionaire. Gabe changed his name to Jared, and left Sabre to join a Silicon Valley tech company. Russ knows Jared fucks because he boom mic’d him the whole time he was dating Erin.

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The real reason why Russ knows that Jared fucks

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Pat Hughes's WS Game 7 scorecard

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Someone explained the real reason for the Baez-Garrett bench clearing

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Act 1 is my favorite album

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That’s right, Lieutenant L.T. Smash

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TIL that Wrigley has the deepest corners out of every MLB stadium

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Somebody in Coke’s marketing department deserves a raise

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I wonder how many hoors you can fit in there?

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Met the guy who plays Creed Bratton in The Office

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When you work out once and think you’re swoll now

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When Matt starts getting really desperate and needy

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I give it an 8 out of 10

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I put googly eyes on my trash can and now it looks concerned whenever it starts getting full

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I refuse to recognize anything after Backyard Baseball 2003 as real Backyard Baseball

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Scorecard from game 7 of Cubs-Indians World Series

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