Why would she lie?

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Water on the brain.

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COMIC WITH PUNCHLINE THAT BLEW MY CPU I MEAN MIND.

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Oof ouch my fragile ego!

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Another crappy reddit comic.

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Phone bad. Nature good.

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Turn around, bright eyes.

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And a big piece of salami smack dab in the middle. Perfect!

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This tree's last stand.

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REDDIT COMIC PUNCHLINE #2,387,998

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We live in a society

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This movie is going to win so many awards and if it doesn't, I'll start my own award show, with blackjack and hookers.

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Local Karen upset because the Mexicans won't deliver pizza to her. SHE JUST HAD SURGERY GUYS! GAWL!

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hmmm

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Suction Cup Garfield (1980s)

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A union negotiation where everyone wins.

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The screen was too dark, so I moved my lamp closer.

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Is there a more British sight than a Tango Man in shorts in the snow?

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At least it isn't used.

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I've got the touch. I've got the power.

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In case you can't put it into words, I made this.

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Posted by local electrician

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Nest motion notifications whenever it sees a sunlight shadow appear or disappear.

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Too cute to spell!

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How About a Fresh Cup of Horn in Your Eye?

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The rhyme that Mr. Wonka should have shared with Mr. Salt.

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Posted with the caption So my lawyer tells me I have to cut my riteous mane. Sadness.

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Someone forgot to flush...

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Picture tracer gets called out, claims they had a tremor while drawing it.

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My reaction when I go to my friend's house and have to greet his stupid bitch ass punk motherfucking lazy lying in bed and stealing from his family knowing full well he can walk and get a fucking job grandpa, but I'm a good respectful person and won't sink to his level of disgust.

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Do you want to help me or not? You smug little...

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It's not much but the kids need a replacement handle and I had a chunk of cedar fence post.

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This literally just happened to me.

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S6.E10 The Race - Always noticed this in the background and with it being such a Superman heavy episode wondered if it was a coincidence or on purpose.

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Working Help Desk and Answering the Same Questions Over and Over...

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I'm up for a lively debate if you are.

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Majestic King of the Mount Derp

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This guy is going to dig up your dead wife and hump her real good.

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What in the hell fire?

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I was unaware that Blue Beetle was from a town called Kickapoo.

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Au Yeah!

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Rare behind the scenes photo of ol' Cabbage Squirts in his true form.

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Wow, I didn't think they were real, but sure enough, got my first threat after calling this dude out for eating the onion.

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19 Year Old Professor of...Smartology?

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Fat girls with black hair have tattoos of me!

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Picture of Leela from the 2013 Futurama Calendar. I scanned and cleaned it up a bit, thought I'd share with my fellow Earthicans.

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I used to think these barrels were a raspberry.

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Recently moved from the city to a blue collar suburb.

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I know you are, but what am I?

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I'm too smart for your job, don't even hire me, idiot.

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But still, I ain't complaining about a day off.

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When you get the middle cinnamon roll.

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This is how all of his posts look, he's very excited about sharing videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Pleez pay attention 2 my uniqueness! Pleeeeez!

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The keyboard 'tis just a mask.

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Dragon Claw Orb Necklace - I'd beg my parents for one at every street festival we went to.

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Can't wait for an HD version of this shot.

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Women are fully grown adults that can support themselves!

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Trouble with getting them to bathe? Get these.

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Helping my son with homework last night and things got dark.

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Chat I had today with Verizon about 5.1.1

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Mr. CEO customized his $2000 laptop.

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Daughter's M&M Socks Feel Bad Man

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She drew it backwards?

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Ahhh! My eye!

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Picture I Took of a Spider Feasting.

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On teefury today (4/11/17)!

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Please just take the whole thing and throw the rest away or save it for later.

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The errors legit pain me.

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SOME ILOV NEEDS A lCURE ease Support Heart Disease Aware

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Posted with the caption So my lawyer tells me I have to cut my riteous mane. Sadness.

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These Signs Popped Up All Around the Mall. I Don't Know What The Juggalos Want.

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Never new my friend had such a famous (dead) Aunt!

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This Lady Stole My Email...Sorta (Story in Comments)

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Season 2 Status From the Horse's Mouth

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New gang moving into the area. Corner of Drake & Waveland, found their tag on the sidewalk.

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My Grampy Taking a Smoke Break on Base Sometime in the 1950s

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Finally, a Bible that I can get behind...

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This speed bump I drive over everyday.

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Typical siblings fighting for attention.

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Yet another skyline shot, took this from atop the RUSH University Medical Center parking lot.

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What exactly is it that you are praying for here?

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