When people say they're sapiosexual

2yr ⋅ ⋅

ADVERTISEMENT

When the 7-Eleven clerk asks you to see your ID to purchase a six pack. That’s a Holocaust.

2yr ⋅

⋅

i've been pregnant for six weeks for years

2yr ⋅

⋅

Never give up on your dream of owning a mortgage

2yr ⋅

⋅