Girlfriend : You just had to one up my Friends bathroom decoration with something from Seinfeld didn't you? Me: Yeah that's right.2yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
I kept trying to figure out who Hannah reminded me of and just realized. The beautiful Barbara Maitland!1yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/Jeopardy
Here's my old fashioned map I made. It's how I know where I'm going. Console version.2yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/strandeddeep
I do know one thing. If that couple gets married, those kids are gonna be Giants fans... Yup, she's in control - Mike Krukow.5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/SFGiants
First pizza I ever made at home vs a pizza from last week. 4 years time :)11mo ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/Pizza
I know a lot of people think Sally Weaver is the worst character in the Seinfeld Universe, but I think it's Gladys Mayo1yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
Its kind of a sad thing.. A baseball with no place to go. - Mike Krukow4yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/SFGiants
Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza, he killed my mother.5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
...I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, and then he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
TIL a majority of the people Frank Costanza interacted with as a child were non-native English speakers, including his father. Frank attributes his unique halting speaking style to watching people hesitate to think of the right English word.3yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
You should have seen Little Jerry, Jerry! Flappin' his wings and struttin' his stuff!5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
It's so hard for me, not just to automatically out of the corner of my eye say 'Well that giants fans got that one!'.... We do have to share the colors with other teams. ~Duane Kuiper5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/SFGiants
In 1982 a man tried to sell me a defective raincoat with no belt on it. Its called The Executive! He said. His boss, Harry Fleming was later found guilty of fraud. But to be honest, I love the executive.5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
Its been a strange journey finding a poster I respect as much, and hold in as high regard as The Kramer2yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
A rainbow of dead (empty) Bic Lighters. I've saved every lighter I've ever bought and emptied. This is nowhere near the whole collection.1yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Watching a Movie from 1981 called The Burning where a guy is running around lopping teens heads off with a pair of hedge clippers and all of a sudden, Georgie Boy!4yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
These holes kinda look like a pig trying to push his way through from the other side4yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
Out of all the terrible girlfriends the boys have had on the show, something about Kramers girlfriend Connie seemed to go a bit overboard.5yr ⋅ Maurice_Lester ⋅ r/seinfeld
