I felt like either a ninja or a ballerina.
I felt like the biggest asshole ever.
I have a dream...
I got $85 in tips for 4 hours of work so I guess it was worth it.
That more than made up for it.
If you can't laugh at yourself...
Oh, the irony...
She's not allowed in the pool or I would have thrown her in.
I can jump higher than the house.
Wal-Mart at a 
I can't say that I've ever had a positive experience while high at Wal-Mart.
The hardest part was setting up the kill room.
Good thing it wasn't her because I answered the call like a socially inept moron.
The many poses of Rick Grimes.
She knows not what it means
I'm just going to keep telling myself it's on silent
I don't mean to brag, but I'm basically Cesar Milan.
Alcohol brings out my inner asshole.
Some people have all the luck...
How I feel when walking at an .
The best way to get McDonald's employees to know that you're high.
Facebook vs. Reddit
Needless to say, he missed the final.
Statistical comparison of all the guns in Modern Warfare 3
Where can I get Rick's jacket?
Smooth. As. Silk.
Where could I get Rick's Jacket? [x-post from r/TheWalkingDead]
It appears the AskReddit search bar is broken.
Who I think should play Tyreese if/when he comes into the TV show.
I honestly thought it wouldn't backfire
My best friend Molly when she was 8 weeks old.
I don't always HAVE to be right...I AM always right.