“Remember Peter....it’s not a lie if you believe it.”

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Beauty and the Beast (1991) opens with Belle’s entire village singing a song about how beautiful, funny and unique Belle is. Belle, in turn, sings about how pathetic and simple the villagers’ lives are. This establishes that Belle is a stone cold bitch who thinks she is better than everyone else.

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In “X2: X-Men United” (2003), a police officer shoots a clearly surrendering Wolverine in the head with minimal provocation, however, Wolverine heals from the headshot seconds later. Critics have since panned this scene as unrealistic because Wolverine is a white man in America.

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In The Little Mermaid (1989), Ariel brushes her hair with a fork. This scene is important to Ariel’s character development, establishing her as the exact type of moron who would completely uproot her life because she “loves” a guy she literally just kinda saw from a distance about a week ago.

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However you jabronis celebrate, have a happy Thanksgiving!

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Despite its misleading title, self-avowed white man Woody Harrelson does, in fact, jump in the 1992 film “White Men Can’t Jump.” To this day, Harrelson’s jump remains one of the most shocking twists in cinema history.

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With all these pictures from last night’s Lakers game being posted, how has the meeting of two legends not been one of them? We need Jack to do a Curb episode!

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The only response to the people bitching about the podcast:

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In The Dark Knight (2008), Harvey Dent reveals that he is Batman, finally unveiling the character’s secret identity for the first time since his 1939 debut. Never-the-less, some fans obsessively latch to the conspiracy theory that minor side character, billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne is Batman.

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At the 2022 Academy Awards, Denzel Washington could be seen calming down Will Smith following his attack on Chris Rock. It was later revealed that Washington deescalated the situation by revealing to Smith that both his and Rock’s mothers are named Martha.

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In The Little Mermaid (1989) Prince Eric takes his date out to a dark, secluded place on his boat. That way she can’t say no, because of *the implication*.

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Itchy and Scratchy finally join the MCU.

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You did the right thing by telling me.

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This national treasure does not get enough love.

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Needs to be said.

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Whose life has The Gang not destroyed but should and why is it Adriano?

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Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Prime Minister of Ireland!

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Say what you will about season 4: George Sr.‘s sweat and squeeze scam of extorting rich people in the desert for a $15k glass of lemonade is brilliant.

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That is a guy who genuinely loves genitalia.

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The ultimate showdown: Would Jeff Bezos’s Fulfillment be able to block Mark Zuckerberg’s Schtyle?

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Hear me out: Glenn Howerton should be cast as Lex in Gunn’s Superman

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“I’m Mr. Superman!”

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Some like it rough.

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Worth it.

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It do be like . . .

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Where's my rent, r/IASIP?!

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The Waitress’s apartment in The Gang Gives Back: No wonder why she doesn’t have online or do the email with that vintage computer.

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Uncle Coach Beard hits right in the feels. 😭

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Despite several unexplained plot holes and inconsistencies ranging from Mando discarding his armor, Baby Yoda becoming a 14 year old girl, and the unexplained shift in setting to a zombie apocalypse, Mandalorian Season 3 currently has a 99% rating on Rotten Tomatoes!

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“Say it again . . . “

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Can we take a minute to acknowledge the goodest boy?

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Identical.

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Who else answers the phone this way?

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Nicole and Victor posting their wedding registry do be like . . .

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My head canon is that Ray from Vice Principals is one of the countless illegitimate children Dusty probably has running around.

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My response when someone misquoting Sunny gets more upvotes than the actual quote on r/IASIP

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The hottest of takes for this sub.

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They make a Cajun chicken linguine just how I like it.

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Guys! Check out who I just met buying a crossbow. This dude is the shit!

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Wrong answers only: why is Charlie crying?

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I rewatched a couple episodes of Lois and Clark on HBO Max and it’s amazing how well Hatcher’s performance holds up. Her Lois is woefully underrated and, arguably, the best live action portrayal of Lois Lane.

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The movie poster for “The Batman” (2022) uses a red color palette. This is a homage to lead actor Ben Affleck’s other beloved superhero role Daredevil.

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Has anyone been watching season 5 of Fargo? Jon Hamm’s role is basically Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne only playing it straight.

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Everyone always talks about how great Rich Schweikart is, and don’t get me wrong, dude is a legend. But let’s hear it for Kevin Wachtell, Kim’s infinitely patient client who seems to be the supportive person on the face of the Earth. What a guy!

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The hottest of takes possible for this sub.

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Doing a rewatch and realized this is maybe my favorite Jared line ever.

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“Come on up here, Baghead!”

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With each passing year, I appreciate this quote more and more

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“Your movies saved me.”

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What a welcome surprise.

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I can’t believe we haven’t seen these guys since season 11! Here’s hoping the McPoyles show up in season 15!

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I kidnapped the Vice-President.

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It’s a shame we aren’t getting Norman in the MCU because Jeremy Strong was made for that role.

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Truly advanced. Far above the unwashed masses.

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The truth behind the President’s “cognitive exam” . . .

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Ending # 420

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The mods are asleep! Let’s tell that giant hoor Barbara Reynolds what we really think of her!

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What is the one moment in your life you would experience again? Your first kiss? Time with a dead loved one? The birth of your child? NAH! The answer is seeing Avengers: Endgame again.

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Now-a-days I just dance for perverts online.

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Steelers defense be like...

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Scorsese, Tarantino, hacks who are just jealous of the MCU taking all the good talent.

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In honor of Earth Day, my favorite Mr. Burns quote ever.

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Before Dennis, there was The E.R.I.C. System.

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The response to ______'s goodbye message be like . . .

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Everyone is sleeping on this man...If the rumors are true and he is returning, I could see him making a deep run and possibly taking the whole damn thing...

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“Am I so out of touch? . . . No. It’s the country that is wrong.”

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TVLine puts production and Nicole on blast. Can’t say they’re wrong.

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Spider-Man's torment of Jonah takes a really dark turn. Does this monster's depravity know no bounds?!

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I know Steamed Hams gets a lot of love, but can we just take a moment to appreciate the sheer bitchiness of this line?

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Rewatched for the first time in years last night. It is so much more fun than I remember. Maybe it’s a hot take — but it’s better than anything that came since.

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Usually when you say that, you give the money back.

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[No spoiler] I must admit, Javi does seem somewhat familiar.

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Rewatching AvED before it leaves Netflix and I am struck by how much I am enjoying the extended Williams family this time around.

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Since it features an older Batman, Walton Goggins would be perfect for Gunn-verse Joker.

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In the Home Alone series, the McCallisters’ gross negligence twice endangers the life of their minor child. Astute viewers have observed that the lack of consequence to these horrifyingly negligent parents is a nod to the way rich white people can get away with anything in America.

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No wrong answers: finish this sentence . . .

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An institution that disagrees with me is illegitimate and the President is “historically weak” for not acting outside of his lawful authority. Anyone else think AOC is sounding an awful lot like Donald Trump?

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Look at this guy! He’s old! But he’s probably scored a million times!

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The V.M. Varga appreciation thread

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“Look what our goddess did!”

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With Scream 6 getting a release date, let’s look back on the original sequel. To this day, Scream 2 remains not only one of the best of the franchise (IMO surpassed only by the original), but, arguably, the best horror sequel ever made.

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Safe to say that everything is gonna be okay now that The Doctor is back on the front lines!

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You gotta help me! These two guys work me night and day. They don't feed me, they make me sleep on the floor. They put anti-freeze in the wine and they gave my red hat to the donkey.

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Joe Biden could cure cancer and the woke would say “but what about AIDS, you monster!?”

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Today marks 38 days until the next season of Survivor. Let's celebrate by remembering the 38th winner of Survivor Chris Unde....Erm. Nevermind. Here's a picture of Keith Nale for some reason.

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More episodes to Paramount+ on Thursday! This is gonna be cool!

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PA Senator John Heinz was considered a possibility for the 1996 or 2000 Republican nomination before his untimely death. What would a Heinz Administration have looked like?

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Listen, Senor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what Spielberg did for Oskar Schindler.

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Everyone keeps (rightly) talking about how great Chris Rock is, but how about we take a minute to appreciate this guy’s amazing performance?

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Lost episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

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Just got this for jokingly posting on this sub “let’s kick him in the nads.” Uhhh . . . Reddit sucks. Huuuh huh. Huuuh huh.

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They can never silence our song of protest!

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In a perfect world the stars would align, there were no rights issues at play and we’d get this guy as a major antagonist of Daredevil: Born Again.

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Can we take a moment to appreciate how perfect this is? I want this Clois in the movies. Not straight away, I want to see the relationship ultimately bloom into something as sweet as this.

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Irwin R. Schyster is either a private citizen/pro wrestler but is so obsessed with tax codes that he is constantly harassing his coworkers about their taxes or he is an employee of the IRS who’s job is to beat up other wrestlers for reasons vaguely related to taxation. Legendary gimmick either way.

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I’m doing a rewatch. Can we take a minute to appreciate one of the best damn TV characters of the past decade?

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This sub right now . . .

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Get Out (2017) is a movie about a happy family that breaks a mirror and has to deal with 7 years bad luck. I think. I’m not sure. I am guessing based on the poster. I didn’t see the movie because when the title showed during the opening credits I took it literally and left.

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If the focus of the movie is on a young Clark, early in his Superman career, I want a Post-Crisis take on Jonathan Kent, in which he is still alive and plays a prominent role in his son’s life. David Harbour would be great in this role.

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If you set aside the retconned ending, H20 holds up as a strong ending to a trilogy consisting of it, Halloween and Halloween II. Also, the climax, which is 20-25 minutes of pure Michael vs Laurie, is the best showdown between the two this franchise has done. H20 is an underrated gem.

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Thanks Biden! . . . No, seriously, thank you, Mr. President!

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When Homer learns Marge is pregnant, he runs up stairs, of a house he does not yet own, past two pictures: one of his wedding, which hadn't happened yet, and a picture of Lisa, who had not been born. Are we to believe this is some magic house? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

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The Big Brother sub in a nut shell.

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Nicole strikes again!

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Historically balanced.

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I got baked and had a five star idea. Glenn Howerton must play Lex Luthor in James Gunn’s upcoming Superman. He reigns supreme over everyone in Metropolis! He is the Golden God of this place! He! . . . HE!

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Your clownish behavior notwithstanding . . .

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With Always Sunny being on Disney+, does that make Frank a Disney princess?

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The Gauntlet - George tries to wipe out half of all life in the universe but is unable to find someone he loves to sacrifice for the Soul Stone; Elaine thinks her new boyfriend Vision is too robotic; Kramer befriends a talking tree; Jerry believes a local sorcerer is not really a doctor as he claims

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You wouldn’t expect a man to pay alimony to a cat, would you!?

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TVLine’s 2020 wishlist speaks for us all.

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When you’re the only Arrested Development fan in the room.

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Comcast describes Fargo

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Remember Alf?

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Man, I wish I could stream Ferngully and Dances With Wolves in my dreams.

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Mods are asleep! Let’s hear it for Mac before they wake up and delete this because Mac sucks.

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Winners at War Venn Diagram That Unites All Parts of the Fandom

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Turned on my TV after work and saw this. I cannot express the relief that just swept over me. 8 more days, folks!

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Half this sub be like . . .

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What a world. Here’s to all r/JoeBiden users having a happy and blessed 2021! And here’s to only 20 more days until we are free from this MALARKEY!....Vanilla Ice, ffs.

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“When in Rome we do as the Romans do! When in Venice, your socks get wet!” — Anyone else down for a one-off Disney+ spin-off featuring Martin Starr and JB Smoove?

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Anyone else who had a childhood crush on Lorraine McFly have equally fond memories of Caroline in the City?

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Any chance we can now recast Bruce Mathis with The King?

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My response to the first line of the season . . .

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Holy Craaaaayyyyyuuuuppp! CBS has announced that Julie Chen-Moonves is out after 23 seasons of hosting Big Brother! Nicole Franzel has has been named as her successor Big Brother 24!

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What this sub is becoming as of late.

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BB22 do be like . . .

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No! Bad Probst! That’s A Bad Probst! We Do That Outside!

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Ezra Miller stars in movies and is a piece of shit. That makes this a shitty movie detail.

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What better place to celebrate my cake day than the sub that drew me to Reddit? Even though this place goes over the top with its queens, and even though production is currently my dog house, this remains the best sub for the best show on Reddit! Here’s to you, r/Survivor!

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A non-Democrat declares war over the future of the Democratic Party.

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I had to refill my lighter so I cracked and bought this bastard gas. May God have mercy on my soul.

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Even the defendant stood up and clapped.

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Who remembers the greatest sitcom ever — Psycho Dad? It’s so unfair that unhinged, Woke, political activist Marcy Darcy got it cancelled!

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AKSHUALLY, Marvel projects are just too smart and subtle for the audience who has lot all media literacy.

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Decided to finally get around to watching it during lockdown and now this is all I can think . . .

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The absolute worst thing Nicole Franzel has ever done

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With a new movie on the horizon we all talk about seeing the human side of Big Blue. But I also want to see the super side of Superman. And the fact that it isn’t just his strength or flight but rather his uncrushable spirit. Superman is the aspirational best of us. I hope the filmmaker gets this.

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I got the best buff ever for my collection today!

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In honor of today's new Avengers trailer...I give you JThanos and his guide!

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State of the Sub . . .

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The real game changer that’s marking the new era of Survivor is Jeff’s COVID mullet.

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This scene only provoked one emotion in me: curiosity! How did he get into the coil and what is this business mastermind up to!?

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The dose of nostalgia that we all came here for.

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ELI5 - Why does everyone here hate Woodrow Wilson?

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The True Origin of Brett Finally Revealed!

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, who do you find more attractive? Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?

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Offered Without Commentary

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