Where to even begin? This is so bad on so many levels...

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How it started / How it's going

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The vibes are not good

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The older you get, the more you will relate

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Fool me once...

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Great vibes with these two

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That should do it

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Honestly, I blame Gandalf

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I love that he's trying to bully advertisers through his mob to like his changes

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I would be so moderate, if not for those damn leftists!

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First tweet after 21 hours. Is he trying to find a way out of the poll?

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National Museum, Prague, built 1890

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Do you remember peak Jaden Smith Tweets? Like when he was 14? Elon Musk is getting there at 51

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That is a good argument. On paper.

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Elon Musk literally trying to cancelculture Apple for their freespeech choice not to use his platform. I'm sure that will bring new advertisers thrilled to risk bullying by a fanatic mob in the future

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Amsterdam

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As Icarus, he flew too close to the sun. Or something

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Prague

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Not weird at all...

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10/10 attitude. Not a cult. Very healthy.

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Gandalf, the loremaster

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So he's trying to get away with a joke AND change the subject to rightwing anti-mask pondering (in november 2022)? Advertisers will love that!

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Jordan Peterson, who left Twitter recently, made 32 Tweets/Retweets in past 6 hours, including this double down. The level of untreated mental illness present in this guy endorsed by hist cult followers is not even funny anymore

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No joke today. Just a display how vile, disgusting, plainly evil person Peterson is that he finds time to cyberbully some random lady who likes ice skating

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Getting triggered by a roll of toilet paper. Delirious. (Picture cropped for convenience, but real.)

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I don't know...

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So many redeeming qualities!

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Mask finally officially off. If I am not mistaken, up until now he avoided saying outloud any pronouns when it comes to trans people, so he could play both sides if necessary. So that's gone.

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National Theatre and Cafe Slavia, Prague

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Rare picture of Sauron in his fair form

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Tell me he isn't racist. I dare you.

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I'm sure Elon Musk will demonstrate that his understanding of science will be as deep, if not deeper, as that of free speech

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Every. Time.

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Hm.. Convenient...

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I've been there. 3000 years ago

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Jordan Peterson scores another point in his endless fight against criticism, different opinions, facts and reality itself

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At least they were cheap

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What do the letters and THoME say?

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Worst crime of Musk. Throwing an alcohol adict back to a pool filled with vodka. Just cruel

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Resting Witch Face, I Guess

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You know who's oppressed? You know who is the underdog on world stage? Conservatives, of course! It's a little known fact. It's what they don't tell you. More you know.

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The wisest can't be fooled easily

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In character, to be honest

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This is why we rarely see praying in legendarium

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Maybe the resentment came from somewhere...

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So he took the form of Annatar, Lord of Gifts. Yet the wisest were not deceived by this disguise.

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Jordan Peterson vouches to arrange steady supply of meat for everyone. Socialist King!

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Just imagine how easier and more comforting your life would be if you saw this as some profound truth spoken by a genius. (Yes, he pinned it.)

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Whole career in one sentence

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What is this even? Lobsters demand institutional help to get them feel more powerful. How would it work? Are they going to kick a mannequin while screaming at it you're my bitch during therapy?

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This must be the smartest rebuttal Jordan Peterson ever made. And I mean it!

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Don't take drugs, kids. Drugs are bad for you.

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Old Man Yells At Wall

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Why is this keep happening to him?

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How do you say I've never read a book in my life in 47 words?

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The horror! This is what Orwell warned us about!

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Is it here? Has the time come?

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Some timelines are not to be tested

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When you groom a character to be a core part of your hero group for so long you make him so over-powered you can't use him anymore

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So much for historically accurate Titanic

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Survivor Game Within a Game we need and deserve in 42

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It's painfully obvious JP left academia so he can radicalize, lie and do overall public harm without consequences. So this must annoy him as hell. Good.

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This reaction shot is probably the most human and vulnerable Cal gets in the whole movie. Do you remember how he bragged his steel is used in best parts of the ship? Now his steel is falling apart before his eyes, his world collapsing. The moment might be more personal than it seems at first glance.

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Movie night at Minas Tirith

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I would hope this is clear enough for lobsters to stop claiming it is out of context saying he's so openly fascist he feels comfortable calling for arrests of his ideological opponents. Probably not

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Get your ticket and wait in line. Your identity will be assigned by Dr. (as of 8. 1. 2023) Jordan B. Peterson in due time

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Misinterpreting Dostoyevsky is not enough for lobsters, now they also spread fake quotes

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Titanic Mandela Effect: The Heart of the Ocean is not really heart shaped, only all those cheap plastic replicas we bought in 90s were. James Cameron is cheesy but not THAT cheesy.

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Ok, what did the lady wrote to make this reaction reasonable? Is he not handling his drugs again?

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I love that Peterson got to the point of so obvious mental disfunction that Rogan feels an urge to specify JP was somewhat lucid during the conversation

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I don't see what all of the fuss is about.

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Wrong movie, Bernard!

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One chauvinist decided to join another chauvinist to slur one of the biggest victims of current tabloid hunt with a pun that timetravelled from 80s sitcom. How profound! How masculine! How orderly! What a loser...

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The Logical Next Step

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This hypersimplified, buzzword-centric worldview is what rightwingers want from their smartest intellectuals of ever. That's why they are so impenetrable. You can't argue through this.

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You can't convince me Galadriel ever tried herself from start to finish

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SURELY Joe MUST reply to TWO Twitter mentions in one Tweet?!

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All Titanic re-releases have famously terrible posters, and the latest one used most prominently is the worst one yet. I don't know if this one is official of fanmade but this is what I would love to see hanged in front of cinemas.

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This must stop

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Absolutely no disrespect to the artist, but this Cirdan fanart haunts me. Like it literally reframed Cirdan for me to 90s romance novel hero who will welcome you to Middle-Earth and maybe also propose. He maintains Grey Havens only because he's waiting for you and you alone!

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Mystery solved

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Honestly, I did not see this coming. When I reported Peterson's Tweet (first I ever did), I thought it is an empty gesture... But now there is a second suspension? Are things really happening?

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I love that covid made Peterson go full mask off - I doubt he can be a far right entry point now, as only very already on his side people can think he is anything other than an aggressive lunatic

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Zizkov Tower, Prague. Fairly controversial futurist TV tower from late 1980s. Used to be universally hated, but lately gains some positive attention. I personally like it.

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The Fellowship of the Ring: Elrond not in the mood edition

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Radical postmodernist Jordan Peterson just published his soon-to-be iconic thesis Anything Anyone Ever Says Is Truth If You Like It And Don't Ever Let Some Satanic Communists Tell You Otherwise.

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We got to the point of crazy that Sam Harris can be the voice of reason

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This is how total intellectual burn-out and desperation looks like. He decided to make Sorry. Not beautiful. his catchphrase and reaction to literally anything he opposes. I am calling T-shirts and other merch in like a week. And lobsters will be stupid enough to buy

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In Doriath, she also became a friend and tutor of Galadriel to whom she taught great lore and wisdom concerning Middle-earth and also the art of lembas-baking which she knew from her mistress, Yavanna. (Colorised.)

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I waited 1 day before posting this, for a slight chance Mr.P will delete the Tweet after realizing he spreads very obvious deliberate lies and misterpretations. Of course not. So the lesson is: Obviously you can make this stuff up.

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He pinned it. He's proud of himself. Loving this for lobsters - after years of performative civility their guru decided to rebrand as hysteric unstable man. Keeping it fresh!

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Only those in marriage for 10k+ years will get this

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Butterfly loving covid Che Guevara lite is funny on her own but what fascinates me is that half of people there claim this goes against JPs ideas. Like were they ever on his Twitter? This delusion irritates me to hell. How can you talk to people who worship a guy and ignore him at the same time?

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I'm sure it's more or less so

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I am no expert but even when we overlook the messianic monstrosity of a complex, isn't 'telling people why and how to live' a breach of the base of his profession's ethical code?

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Jordan Peterson finally read at least first paragraph of Wikipedia article on postmodernism! Wow! Small steps, I guess. Now he's a double expert. This will be enough of self-education for next 20 years on the topic, however.

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Anyway, how's your sex life?

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Many Meetings

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True Story

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Is that supposed to prove or mean anything other than a confirmation this man is an asshole bully obsessed with trans people?

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You do you, I guesss

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If you wondered how low can r/jordanpeterson go in their transphobic culture war agenda, I think I have a winner! Using Ukraine conflict, still ignored by JP, to promote their obsession with what others have in pants.

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Stupid fat Amazon! It ruins it!

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Rare example of cubist architecture, Prague, built 1913 (Prague being the only city cubism minnifested in architecture in larger scale)

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The most coherent Tweet Peterson did since like 2018. (It's real Tweet.)

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He don't need no warg-riders

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Peterson going after a guy with 400 followers (probably less before) with weird biblical tantrum. The guy didn't even tagg Peterson (even misspelled his name), so Mr.P must have searched for his surname and just pick a random dude. Just think about it for a moment...

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Don't you love that 3 years ago, it was fairly cold take (even amongst many Potter fans) to say that JKR is not THAT good writer and basically lucked into success, but since she dedicated her last 2 years to anti-trans activism, all the bigots are now required to call her genius?

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The way this lady (supposedly Countess of Rothes) reads her one line is probably the single most British aristocracy moment in history of world cinema and it honestly makes me laugh every time. Believe me - you can't unhear it once you focus on it.

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Hurry, Maedhros, put that thing down and come to make the oath!

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There is always more than one way to be a bigot, so why to choose? Peterson is so immature he needs to share one link twice because both of his comments are pure gold and the world could not miss either of them, apparently

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This moment was always such a mood. You're standing in the flooding room of luxury ocean liner while waving your gun at your fiance who is running away with Leonardo DiCaprio and superdiamond. How do we always end up like this?

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Sorry, I know this is like 2018 joke, but it got into my head and I can't get out now

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This should help you in your everyday life

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He couldn't go if he wanted!

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Better tell him after the voyage

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What do these people think they are doing? What do they think being left/right means or is for? They really need to start a debate club and leave the real world

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Not to be overly dramatic, but...

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Titanic if Mr. Ismay knew of Dr. Freud. (His ideas about the male preoccupation with size might be of particular interest to him.)

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Jordan Peterson is beating this dead horse in his desperate fight for any public attention and relevance as much as he can. (By misinterpreting babies like symmetrical faces as no fat chicks again.)

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Unprecedented!

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I love this paranoid conspiracy lobster cope. I love it so much!

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Since JP fully outed himself as far right lunatic conspiracist, he can now jump on the stolen voting fraud illuminati train he missed when he was half dead. (This is his second retweet of this post in 15 minutes, even after his own cult members tried to explain to him what that really means.)

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Ok, this just made me laugh so much. Why is it so funny? Is it supposed to be funny? I don't think so!

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Fun Fact: Galadriel's RoP prologue is the version of events she memorized for Thingol. Old habit, I guess

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I don't keep up with JP's Twitter as I used to, is it normal for him to spread open Russian propaganda about how The Empire is unbeatable and we should just let it do whatever because some Count Dooku dude says so?

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I read this with the sobbing sounds in mind. Jesus they are so fragile!

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LOTR: Disappointment Edition

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Valinor class. You know it's true.

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Rate from 1 to 10 the idea of an intern forced to follow Jordan Peterson at his daughter's wedding and having to Tweet for him his petty deranged chain of thoughts. For me? That must be 11!

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It was obvious due to his Twitter inactivity we are at the point of another breakdown. I wonder how many diagnoses he ignored this time before deciding it is an allergy reaction

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It's the thought that counts

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What did they expect?

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His Twitter is good for one thing: People can fully grasp how much time, lietarally several hours every day, he spends searching for and spreading antitrans material. Like this is his life. Do even trans people spend so much time on trans issues?

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You'll be delighted to know that JP put postmodernist neoMarxists and power in his lecture notes, so he doesn't forget to talk about them. Like he ever could...

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This Tweet is a testament to everything JP built. This is his assertion of dominance. He knows we know, and that's the point. It just doesn't matter. Truly Triumph of his Will.

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In presentation of his new book of... let's say poems JP reads this one, which is basically a soap on ground in prison joke. He calls it rough instead of childlish but ok. He also wonders if someone dares to buy the book... Because that will surely make one a man!

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A word, Jeff.

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This could never happen on the Mauretania.

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Private residence, est. between 1920s-40s, Prague

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If the Fellowship got to the Black Gate

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I kind of get it. Many other Johns would probably also save their world from that at any cost

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This is, in fact, canon

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He got to the point when he sees LGBT+ person in public space and immediately needs to complain How dare they stand before his eyes. Also loving the pipeline of conservatives sharing and spreading things to be triggered about from one another

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Am I the only one who, as a child, thought we for some reason hear Rose's thoughts about her food of choice at that moment?

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Pinky swear

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So close, yet so far from some realizations about social system he aggressively promotes

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The real reason r/JordanPeterson looks like a right wing sub, talks like a right wing sub and thinks like a right wing sub? Isn't it obvious? It's the leftists! Once you say it out loud it all makes sense.

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What happened to Christian vallues there, chief? Also, nice euphemism for literal holocaust

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