I would’ve crossposted and added a .gif, but the boat I was educated on sank3yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/30ROCK
When 6-year-old girl says that she likes her belly bc it’s where her nutrients make her strong and bc her belly button shows where her Mama’s body connected to her body as a baby.3yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/EDanonymemes
For the record: When I am old woman in a vegetative state, I am happy to be brought along on high-class New York date nights. Especially if they’re a salt-and-pepper executive and a hot Puertoricana.2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/30ROCK
This is the most significant half-smile at at least a century, maybe more1yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/NeverHaveIEverShow
My FBI agent calling in backup after seeing me Google “how many cal*ries are in period blood.”2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/overlyspecificEDmemes
This might be worse than a Gotham Mom’s forum on children’s bike helmets2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/30ROCK
8-week-old is just figuring out how to track objects with her gaze and high-contrast turtle means a lot to us2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/beyondthebump
I looked up an article about cellulite to reassure someone that it’s just a normal part of having skin and it’s not unhealthy or dangerous. Article had this thumbnail of an ass and thighs.... without any cellulite 😶2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/DietTea
Okay I’m drunk so I’m finally gonna ask; Can someone ask Ken Jeong whether we can (respectfully ) reference this when he dies? I wanna joke about it but I don’t want to hurt his memory2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/community
[No Spoilers] Can we just give the cinematography team all of the awards now? They managed to simulate seasickness through my TV.1yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/1899
When a wake up the day after a coup attempt at the U.S. capitol to a THURSDAY puzzle by notorious tricky puzzlemaker Sid Sivakumar3yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/crossword
I love Community with all my heart. But Abed’s comment on how Shirley couldn’t have conceived on Labor Day weekend is wrong, and it’s such a dumb mistake for a smart show to make.2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/community
Idea: Instead of going to lame therapy for things that traumatized me, I’m forced to get in a coffin and am allowed to scream and yell and look sexy as fuck. I assume I will be successfully healed.3yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/ANTM
(Literally hoping Tyra or Ken Mok see this) Can I buy prints of ANTM shots? Can the models get compensated for the sales? I’d pay to put these in my house. Let me pay to put these in my house.3yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/ANTM
Anyone else have go-to friends and family for help with certain clues? I love my little community of people with niche knowledge.2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/crossword
I have a small apartment balcony in a big city. I know moss very effective at filtering air pollution and I think it’s pretty. Ideas on how to cultivate moss on my balcony?2yr ⋅ MaroneyOnAWindyDay ⋅ r/gardening
