My fiance's coworker direct messaged her via LinkedIn to ask her on a date9yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Thank you, Fat Tony. However, in the future I would prefer a nondescript briefcase to the sack with a dollar sign on it.11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, I see! Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little PACKAGE-A! What...I mean that. Sorry if it sounded sarcastic.11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Cornhole set I built. Gf is a Bears fan, we're ready for the tailgate October 19!10yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/miamidolphins
So I just created a player in Madden '97 for SNES. Turns out the default white face is Ryan Tannehill...10yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/miamidolphins
Whoo! She got the drop on old Reggie. Caught those full in the face. Those were guns, Reggie be dead.11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/americandad
To the couples that have long, cutesy conversations over Facebook for the world to see11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
So my local chinese restaurant included this calendar with my meal. Hung it up immediately.10yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/funny
Noticed something about the new Gmail sign in. Now this is all I see every time I log in.11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/gaming
How I felt reaching 1000 link karma after a year and a half on Reddit today11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
In first place in my pick 'em league so far. Only one to pick Miami. Team name is fitting.10yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/miamidolphins
As an avid beer drinker and fast food fanatic recently diagnosed with a gluten intolerance11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Aw man, there goes Peter Frampton's big finale. He's gonna be pissed.11yr ⋅ MarkyWegs ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
